Corn dogs are cylindrical sandwiches
Chicken balls are spherical sandwiches.
Scotch eggs are spherical burgers, which are a subset of sandwiches.
this post was submitted on 18 Jun 2025
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Corn dogs and chicken balls are calzones.
Scotch Eggs are ~~salad~~ Calzone, because they're are not just an egg covered in meat.
I didn't make the cube rule of food classification, I just enforce it blindly and with great fervor.
Hmm... what is shepherd's pie, then? Upside-down toast?
upside down potato pizza
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That's fine and all but what we really need to be talking about is poor bread to filling ratio.
Yeah, that's a weak ass sandwich
We would have 12 potential surfaces for condiments. So much more can be done with this construction.
Come and talk to me when you've made a Möbius sandwich with a single piece of bread.
It's Möbin time!!!
There is a science or food YouTuber out there who'd be really excited to try this, if only they read your idea.
To do it right you really need a piece of ham cut in a Möbius strip too. I think that might be the hard part.
EDIT: wait, no. Putting the ham in the sandwich. That's the hard part.
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This is a poignant illustration of enshittification.
I disagree. Look at all that extra real estate for mayo!
That’s what you think, until you bite into a mouthful of advertisements.
Poinignant illustration of a flux capacitor
Help girlfrend is poinignant?
Fuck. First time on lemmy today I actually had to laugh out loud. XD
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What about this is poignant?
The sandwich has three poignants.
poignant my mouf on each one
1 side Peanutbutter
1 side Jam
1 side Cheese
The holy three fold PBJC
Edit: [email protected] proposed marshmallow fluff, the objectively better choice. The holy three fold PBJMF
next step, the Hexaflexagon burrito
Is there a way to rewatch the channel? Its gone now :(
Wikipedia says they're still on vimeo.
I would always listen to The Gauss Christmath Special. Thank god its still on vimeo
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Clearly you didn't take the axiom of choice. Because otherwise you could have chosen to not make that monstrosity
Some mathematicians hypothesize that n-dimensional-hyper-sandwiches may be possible, but such constructs remain unproven.
A spherical sandwich would just be a 3-ball of air surrounded by a 2-sphere with the following layers: bread (inner), contents (middle), bread (outer). You could also have a 3-sphere sandwich – homeomorphic to a calzone which has a little 3-ball of bread in its center.
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Soon we will harness the power of hoagie nantubes and the universe will open up to us like a sophmore on prom night.
Gesundheit
Now I want to make a tri wing toasting device. It would probably be vertical, like a Forman grill
Isn't a spherical sandwich just a wrap?
wraps are cylindrical
True, unless you stuff it so full it bulges out into a sphere... Somehow
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I'd say it's closer to a dumpling
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