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[–] [email protected] 1 points 39 minutes ago

Loss will never not be funny.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 58 minutes ago

Well. I would still eat a bunch of ice cream just in case those calories are in fact needed.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Miscarriage. If you're in the USA, apply for refugee status in another country.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

But I don't even who this person is? Fine, okay. :(

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

I cant believe the whole internet seems to laugh at a miscariage joke...

I mean, im laughing too, but if you try explain why its funny, you will get some wierd looks.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 hours ago

Too soon. Way too fucking premature, dude. Not cool.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 hours ago

Big L, rest in peace.

[–] [email protected] -5 points 3 hours ago

Loss is the lamest, most boring joke around. Anyone still posting loss memes deserves an "ok boomer" by now.

[–] Hozerkiller 7 points 7 hours ago

"I feel like this is loss" looks at comments "Yep"

[–] raptore39 13 points 9 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 hours ago

You son of a bitch you made me check.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 11 hours ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Oh fuck you're right. How do I never notice this?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 hours ago

You'd probably need to go to one of those places like in Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, but even then it's not guaranteed.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 hours ago

You pergant three times and one not pergo side ways.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 hours ago

Congratulations, is a ጌዐሃኗልዘ

[–] [email protected] 24 points 13 hours ago

sorry for your loss

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 hours ago

And then some.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 hours ago

You fucked.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 12 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 46 points 15 hours ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 12 hours ago

I'd be at a loss if I saw that, too.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

I dunno what you're preggers with, but I'd excercise extreme caution.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 hours ago

Are we absolutely certain Zeus still seems to be in his apparent chastity cage?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 hours ago

Looks like you are not pregnant with twins.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 hours ago

Have you ever seen the film Alien?

[–] phoenixz 3 points 9 hours ago

You're going to get a chtulu

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

“Am I or am I not pregnant?”

Test: “Something like that, yeah.”

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 hours ago

E. All of the Above

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 hours ago

HYPERPREGNANT

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Have we beaten this meme into the ground yet or do we need another round of unfunny edits.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 hours ago

I'm down for another round.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 16 hours ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 hours ago

C̴̖͕̟̦̣̝̟̠̺̋̋͐̈̀́̚o̴̯͈̠͉̮̾͛̅̔͘n̶̡͎͙̻̹̮͔͓̩̟͆̏ͅg̷̝̰̹̝̙̻̺̭̲͍̜̾̾r̷̢̢̭̟̤̥̭̹̊̏̀̽̒̚͠͝a̴̧͇͕͍͇͐t̷̤̫̙̦̩̘̚͠u̵̞͚̝͗͂̉̓̆́͑̈́̇̚l̸̢͕͕̘͕̮̼̔͝a̷͉̯̥͉̦̱̋̌͘t̵̢̛̙̯̬̮̘̖̗̳̲̗̺̳̙̣̰͖͋̔͑̀͛͘͝i̴̡̤͓̹̞̗̪̗̜̜̝̟͔̰͇̺͇͛͛̋̒̋̍͑̽͂͠o̷̢̨̧͈̰̪͙̊ņ̵͎͈̉͑͊̂ͅs̷̨̝̣̭̭̫̜̳̝͍̪̔̆̄͂̃̽̚͝͝!̵̢̛̰͚̃̿̈́̈́̃̿͗̽͌̓̈́̀͊̿̚͘

[–] [email protected] 11 points 13 hours ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 134 points 22 hours ago (5 children)
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[–] [email protected] -1 points 3 hours ago

Loss must be the lamest meme around. It wasn't great in the beginning and it only went downhill from there.

Anyone still posting loss jokes deserves an "OK boomer" by now.

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[–] 60d 4 points 12 hours ago

Magapregante

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