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[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 hours ago

Welp, thanks. I just loss The Game.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 hours ago

Looks like you're gonna have somewhere between 3 to 17 babies. Congrats OP! ;)

[–] [email protected] 12 points 13 hours ago

Loss will never not be funny.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 hours ago

ţ̴̫̜͖̥͈͍̩͊́h̷̨̭̜̗͙́̾̆̽͑͋̋͐͑̈́͠ë̶̢̜̩̫̘̹͈͕̫̦̦̲͐̇̌̿̔̎̀́͋ ̷̧͍̹͙̙̪̫͖̐͒̆͛̽͋̈́͋͝͝m̶̧̧̛̫͕̟͈͂̎́̈́̏͐͆̔̌̃̚̕à̸͙͚͉͖̠̿́͒̚͜š̴̫͓͇̗̈́̎̂̎͂͊̒̌̚͠ţ̸̨̛̩̳͚̣̥̪̦͖e̴̡͉̹͔̐̀̍́̄̿̅̔̍̑͑̎̕͜͝͝r̶̩̩̞̰̹̰͇͚̜̅̀̎̂̔̑̓̔̄̿͒͜͠'̵̬̭̞͈͉͔̤̱͉̅̉͊̿̍̉̍̽s̸͉͕͖̥̠̲̺͕͖̳̐̌̾ͅ ̶̧͙̣̫̪͇͔̼͇͎̖͑͆̐̄͘͘ͅͅv̴̨̭̥̠̤̬̫͇̦̞͇̮̹̭̄̀̔̏̅͆͛́͗̑̓͘̚̕ę̷̡̼̪͉̤̰̼̙͔̭̠͊̀̎͂͑͊̏̐͗̅̽͐́̃͝s̶̨̨̤͕̙͙̺͕̲̠͇͎̝̩̋̓̈́̌̃̐̆͒̍̄̍͊͋͝͝ͅs̵͔̮̬̹̤͌ĕ̷̢̧̬̥͇̼̮̤̖͈̜̩͈̞͐̈́̉ḻ̴̻̞̥͑̄ ̴̠̰̣̩͕͓͊̄̃̍̽̂͊̏͛̓̾̕͝͝h̵̡̯̣̓͑̊̇̉̌̕͠a̵̦̹͕͔̩̿̑͗̐̽̕͘͝s̶̜̭̞̮̺͖̣͊̐̎͐͒̾̌̿ͅ ̶̨̛̛̮̜͙͙̟͍̓̓̈́̈̓̊̓̾̉̀̒͘͜b̶̢̻̻̹͓̰̭̟̼̜͔͕͍̰̃̂̀̉̀͛͒̓̍̄̕ͅę̴̡̠̻͎̭̱̳̬̻̈̄̓̂͂̈́̃̇͆̑̅͛̓͊ě̶̞̟̬͐ǹ̸̛͎ ̸̹̫̙͔̲̪͒̽̓́p̵̡̬̮͉̪͓͈̘̝̫̭̹̙̠̩͂͊́͛̃͂͒̓̃͠r̷̢̛͔͚̱̹͇͛̑̈́͗̈̍̈́̿̆̂̍̈͛͝e̷̖̩̻͈̩̗̪̙̙̗̹̖̮͌̽ͅp̷̬̤͈͎̮̣͔̳̙̹͔͐̑͜ã̶̧̡̝̼͖̹̣͇̳̞͔̰̜̫͐̎̿ͅr̶̫̥̦̳͛̅̾̅͝ͅė̶̡̡̹̮̜̥̓̿̈́̎̄̈́̑͘͜͜͝ḑ̸̡̗̰͉̯̠̼̥̗̈̎͜ͅͅ

[–] [email protected] 17 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Miscarriage. If you're in the USA, apply for refugee status in another country.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

But I don't even who this person is? Fine, okay. :(

[–] [email protected] 11 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

I cant believe the whole internet seems to laugh at a miscariage joke...

I mean, im laughing too, but if you try explain why its funny, you will get some wierd looks.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 hours ago

I think a big part of why it's funny is because the original was so very NOT funny. It was such an intensely dark shift in tone, a deliberately serious dramatic beat, in a comic that was all silly fun, completely unexpected and out of place.

If it was just a miscarriage joke then yeah it'd just be purely fucked up, and pretty quickly forgotten. It's the meta context that turns the whole thing into more of a joke than any single comic could tell.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 15 hours ago

Too soon. Way too fucking premature, dude. Not cool.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 16 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 15 hours ago
[–] Hozerkiller 9 points 20 hours ago

"I feel like this is loss" looks at comments "Yep"

[–] raptore39 13 points 22 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 20 hours ago

You son of a bitch you made me check.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 day ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 56 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 day ago

sorry for your loss

[–] [email protected] 1 points 13 hours ago

Well. I would still eat a bunch of ice cream just in case those calories are in fact needed.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 15 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 12 hours ago

Do you wanna mess with this?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago
[–] [email protected] 161 points 1 day ago (5 children)
[–] [email protected] 137 points 1 day ago (5 children)
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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 15 hours ago

And then some.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago

I'd be at a loss if I saw that, too.

[–] [email protected] 98 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 5 points 21 hours ago

Congratulations, is a ጌዐሃኗልዘ

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

Have you ever seen the film Alien?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago (2 children)

“Am I or am I not pregnant?”

Test: “Something like that, yeah.”

[–] [email protected] 1 points 15 hours ago

E. All of the Above

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