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[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 weeks ago

cough

Stationery.

cough

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

If you accelerate writing paper is it still stationary?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

A thrown paper airplane is moving stationary.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Can you calculate its mass?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

guessian ex-strap-on distro says your neo airbus weighs 2.2 tons

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

if the letter is for dad, it’s relative

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

If you post it, note they really stick it to you

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago