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Stationery.
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If you accelerate writing paper is it still stationary?
A thrown paper airplane is moving stationary.
Can you calculate its mass?
guessian ex-strap-on distro says your neo airbus weighs 2.2 tons
if the letter is for dad, it’s relative
If you post it, note they really stick it to you