this post was submitted on 23 Jun 2025
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[–] [email protected] 55 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Gotta hire discord admins. They will take it gladly.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

I'll also take it

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Too many employees licking the bills.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Its never the women you want to be hiding bills in their bras

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago

Titty is a titty.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Please do not lick your bills, that's like licking a public toilet.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

To be honest, the public toilet is probably cleaner.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Oh yeah. I was being gross on purpose.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I never understood putting dirty money in your boobs,

[–] [email protected] 56 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Lack of functional pockets in women’s clothing.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 week ago (3 children)

maybe we should find another sollution than having women store money in their bras?

As a conservative, I propose women should no longer be allowed to handle money, when they go outside they need to be accompanied by their husband or father, who will handle their money for them. That way, women are also unable to spend money on useless shit like birth control, pads etc. and can use it to buy proper stuff, like beer and meat!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Yeah, and let the husband wear the bras, too!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Go in grace

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I did not, I deliberately left it out. It should be immediately clear that my comment is sarcasm.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Looks like 87% of people leaving votes understood the obvious sarcasm, even without the /s :)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Bras with pockets, genius!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

All money is dirty. Nature of capitalism.

But even if clean money existed, it would get all bloody and fatty abd gross the moment it went inside my boobs.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago (2 children)

At least I can still pay with the money I keep in my underpants.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That's because everyone knows penis and vag sweat is so much sweater than breast sweat

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Can confirm breast sweat is actually salty.

Source: Type O Negative's Love You to Death.

Her salty sweat, drips from her breast

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

It's not called a ham wallet for nothing!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago

Its a big hastle to count $200 in sticky $1 bills, but strippers gotta shop too.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

i.e. No Tiddy Money

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Alright, prison wallet I guess.