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[–] [email protected] 42 points 4 days ago

Wood bison stole the researcher's girlfriend

[–] [email protected] 28 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Virgin woods bison vs chad plains bison

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago

it is too late, I have depicted you as the woods bison and myself as the plains bison

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

You vs the penis sheath and tuft she tells you not to worry about

[–] [email protected] 26 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Contrary to its name, the wood bison is not, in fact, made of wood.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago (2 children)

yeah but do you really know that or are you only quoting woke "scientists"?

/s

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Scientists have been known to be materialist.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Find Wood Bison in wild

Manage to get close enough to pet it

Wood

MFW

😯

[–] Elechicken 6 points 3 days ago

Maybe the Wood Bison is a grower and not a show-er. Not everyone walks around fully erect.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 days ago (4 children)

What about the swamp, island, and mountain bison?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago

Only one I’m interested in is the sky bison.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

...hurloon minotaur...

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I'm waiting for the wubrg bison

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

I’ll settle only for M. Bison

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

Best I can do is a Temur Tawnyback.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

what about Andrew Tate bison?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Where testicles?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Not well developed

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 hours ago

So, pre-release?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

Well to be fair it pays to be more aerodynamic on the plains.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago

Wood Bison looks healthier to me, despite all the negativity of the annotations

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago

Is that a duster in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

My chaps are large, thick, and pendulous too

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

Thermal window?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

They're the same thing but totally differently.