It all starts with a VB long neck at 20 to fucking 8 in the fucking morning
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just introduced my 9 year old to Futurama,
I fear Bender Bending Rodriguez is her new personality.
I'm glad she only asked me what blackjack is, which makes me worry that she's already aware of what hookers are
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I just showed mine king of the hill, now my daughter won't stop saying "guns don't kill people, the government does" a la Dale Gribble. Futurama is next.
She’s 40% Bender now
Clank clank
Please don't come to Spain for that. We have too many people coming for that and they bring more bad than good :(
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Mood
AI is going to replace me?
Is is going to be a disappointment for my parents?
well, yes. But it's also a disappointment to everyone else.
It already did.
gets sprayed with water gun by locals
in the hot Spanish sun, I'd appreciate that
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Ai will never grow into a Sr. Software Developer they will just code worse than the worst developer at your company. Unless they magically learn how to design good architecture, they won't replace people in the long term. They are currently just creating more work overall by giving people the ability to create quick and dirty bad code. I inherited a tool vibe coded by a Jr. that will take me twice as long to fix it as it did to for them to make it. I am trying to convince my boss to let me throw it away and start fresh because it will save time but it is a hard sell.
Good luck putting AI in charge of project management, creating utterly useless teams meetings that are guaranteed to maximize the productivity wasted is a finely homed skill
Ever drink a 60 of rum, get fired and divorced the same day?
What's a 60
My guess is 60 oz., which doesn't make a lot of sense because even in the US that is sold as 1.75 L
Could be Canadian, we call it a 60 here
Maybe he drank it in 60 seconds?
"Hey man, any of that rum left?"
"Nope"
"What happened to it?"
That's really easy though. And without getting plastered. Just start at about 5 or 6 and have one drink an hour. Then, with a bit of self-control and go to bed before 1 in the morning and you've 2 hours to spare.
What
For a person.
He's saying having a six-pack in the morning isn't challenging. Which it isn't. But AI can't get drunk, which is the aim of drinking beer, which males the joke.
Him explaining and me now over-explaining it makes it worse. Sorry.
I was also making a timezone joke :D
Spain is in UTC or UTC+1. I'm on UTC-8. 11AM for Spain is 3AM for me, making it easy for me to have a not-too-crazy evening and still be in bed before 11AM UTC.
Which Al? Bundy? Yankovich?
Can AI do balconing?
the way things are going they will probably invent a way for ai to drink beer in our behalf instead of letting it work and do the boring shit for us.
OK Google, handle this social interaction as if I was inebriated.
Google: Ok I overshared all your deepest secrets to everyone and then threwup. I think everyone hates you now
Another successful Saturday night in my book!
That's only because you can't find a decent breakfast, might as well get shit-faced.
Shit-faced from six beers?
Don't just limit yourself to Spain though!
Well, yeah, they're kind of trying to use AI to do that, but since our resources are finite, they're not doing a great job. Yeah, they'd rather run out of resources and collapse than replace us. They're completely nuts there lol.
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