Never gotten head so I think the first will be the best by default.
this post was submitted on 10 Jul 2025
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"When a gift horse is munching on one's carrot, one must be very careful not to look it in the mouth." - Albert Confucius, 1969-04-20
You got my like for the date. But now: get out!
Speaking from a purely analytical ace/sex-repulsed position:
Removing the blindfold can only at best ruin the prize you’ve already got. You remove the blindfold and find out the best beej in the world comes from Supreme Fellator Donald J. Trump? No ma’am, there is no coming back from that. Leave it on.
I dunno', I'd still be happy as a lark if I could slap him in to an early grave after taking the blindfold off...
I don't give a shit if it's mother Theresa slobbing my job, as long as I get their number and they're game to do it again.
Call me bb.
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This reminds me of my ex who liked sucking dick so much i swear she sucked out my soul a couple times.
My wife has sadly never gotten close to those levels of sloppy toppy, i would never tell her tho lol i love her too much and she tries :p.
I definitely peaked too soon in the receiver of blowjob stakes. First real GF genuinely loved to suck dick, she lived for that shit and I swear I had more and better krgasms during that year than the rest of my life since.
Oh well, better to have loved and lost eh
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It’s unbelievably hot when you’re getting blown with enthusiasm though… Slurping away like my dick is the last ice cream cone they had at the store during an August heatwave is sublime, even a mid grade delivery gets upgraded when it’s clearly desired instead of a choice or foreplay obligation.
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Like Cypher said in The Matrix: "Ignorance is bliss".
Right before putting that delicious meat in his mouth
I'd bet money on the best bj imaginable is given by a femboy. Thus the blindfold comes off. I must see the love of my life.
50/50 odds it's a bear.
Or one of those fish that clean the side of the tank in Chinese restaurants.
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I will answer this question with another question. "If I don't take the blindfold off and find out who is doing the Lord's work, how do I get this person to do it again?"
Too little to gain and too much to lose in removing it. Just enjoy the experience and leave it at that
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It would be me sucking your dick if you decide to take the blindfold off.
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The Schrodonger.
as an everyone hot bisexual I wanna see whose genitals I'm tounging next
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