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[–] [email protected] 67 points 3 days ago (8 children)

I would have just taken telepathic will so that it just ends there.

[–] [email protected] 54 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Yeah why would you take wings over telekinetics that’s wild

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Aesthetics? 🤷🏻‍♂️

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago

Have fun putting on any sort of shirt.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

You don't need a genie to get prop wings on your back.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I imagine with telekinetics you need to concentrate real hard on not falling.

With wings you can just (heh) wing it much more safely.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Hummingbird wings tho, the ones that'd require the most constant effort... Unless reprogramming your brain to do it instinctively, it'd also demand constant concentration. And if you can do that forhummingbird wings, why not witg telekinesis?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

Just wear a glider jumpsuit so you can just ascend up with telekinesis and then glide the rest

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

Can I get the telekinetic head-exploding powers of Victoria Neuman from The Boys?

Also, can I get a list of events where certain politicians will be speaking in front of large public audiences? Asking for a friend.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Sure, but what if telepathic powers somehow affect your brain chemistry or morphology? Aside, Would flying be like manipulating gravity or lifting yourself up with an "invisible hand"?

[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 days ago (3 children)

The gravity manipulation is much better if they are handing out options.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

But the giant invisible hand probably allows for more intuative fine control plus its just more satisfying if you want to smash something.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

What's the Roche limit of the ground you're standing on?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Is it just local to yourself? How do you control what it applies to? You'll have train for weightlessness. Plus what is it against? The earth being a object is not something gravity cares about

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Finding out all of the above is part of the fun.

With full, discrete control of gravity, even if it's just localized to your body, you would become the deadliest person on earth. You would be invulnerable to physical impact. Your touch could crush any object. You would be literally unstoppable.

If the power is wider ranging? Well now. Youre a magneto level threat, or more if you want to get into the "can make blackholes" side of things.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago (2 children)

How would you harm anything else if it was local to your body? Like you could apply really strong gravity between you and it, but that would kill you too unless it's an ant

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Now you're thinking like a genie.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Your body would have to be entirely or largely immune to the effects of the gravity power to not be crushed by it in general. You certainly wouldn't be able to fly, the basic "wish," if your body was hammered by G forces every time you lifted off.

Since you need some level of immunity, just applying "gravity" to your body then applying your body to other things would excert that force on them.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

You don't have to fly around at 3G. Just set it to 0 and you're floating. 0.1G and you're gently accelerating upwards.

Actually even at 3G you wouldn't be hammered by anything. You're thinking of like cars or whatever that accelerate you and your body's momentum resists. With gravity control, every atom of your body would accelerate. I'm kinda guessing here, but I'm pretty sure you'd feel nothing. In fact the main issue would be adjusting to not feel gravity while flying around, like I said earlier

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You'd still feel acceleration. Even if every cell of your body was accelerated evenly there's still lots of non-living matter sloshing around.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

Are we only accelerating cells? It's all part of the questions

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 days ago (3 children)

In order to use telepathy, we'll need to add a new section to your brain. Would you like to shrink the other sections of your brain to make room, or would you like a bigger brain? Oh, you want a bigger brain? Well, now we need to expand your head. Would you prefer an egghead or do you want the whole thing to grow? It will also come at the cost of requiring more energy.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago

So.. You're saying I can eat more? Say no more!!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

Can we put a small brain annex in my abdominal cavity to handle the additional workload? It seems like the autonomic functions could safely be relocated there.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Dude ''magic'' doesn't require anything.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

ok well moving an object still requires energy, so you're gonna need the increased metabolism perk. We'll have to increase blood flow to the brain, oh and it'll need to be increased in mass a lot...how do you feel about a tall head?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Some how this ended up with erectile dysfunction..

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago

Is that a deliberate conscience telepathic effort, or automatic unconscious reflex? (eg. Perhaps you don't want to accidentally hover or float in public.)

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago

How much energy does telepathy use though?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You're the second person to use 'telepathic will' in these comments and both times are vague as to what that means.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Telekinesis that I can control at will.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

Ok, so 'telepathic will' more or less means that you're projecting your will into someone's mind. Telekinesis at will is a very different thing, and it implies at will (with the mind without physical touch).

Just my two cents, it confused me - is all.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

You mean "telpthic will power".