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[–] i_stole_ur_taco 95 points 4 days ago (4 children)

If you have a truck and are doing gardening, you drive it to a landscaping supplier and they’ll drop soil in your truck bed with a backhoe by the cubic yard.

…the fuck is taking their truck to Walmart and buying tons of soil in plastic bags?! You’re defeating the entire purpose of having a truck.

But if you bought a Cybertruck, mayhap you don’t understand what trucks are for. Which is forgivable - there’s a lot of that going around these days.

[–] blitzen 48 points 4 days ago (1 children)

If you need just 8 bags worth, I’d rather get 8 bags and not deal with the hassle of loose soil. Not going to judge them for that. But to be impressed by it is silly; I’ve fit this into my sedan no problem.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 days ago (3 children)

I could fit that and more into my Accord coupe's trunk, and have done so several times. This definitely is not the flex he thinks it is.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Yeah like…I wouldn’t even need to put my back seat down to fit that in my fucking golf.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

These people not only know anything about trucks, but they also lack knowledge of automobiles in general. Which explains why they thought a cybertruck was a good idea.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

It could even fit in a cargo bike

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

Right i fit more into my old Nissan Versa.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I wouldn't be surprised, if putting the soil in the trunk directly would brick the cybertruck.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 days ago (2 children)

If it's weak to water and ground, what type of Pokemon is it?

[–] hddsx 6 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

It’s also weak against bugs

[–] Revan343 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 days ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

Seems like ground/steel type then. Weak to water, ground and fire.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Is that soil? The bags say cow manure. (I don't know a hell of a lot about gardening. Maybe that's functionally the same thing??)

Also they're at Lowe's.

[–] i_stole_ur_taco 3 points 3 days ago

Oops, you’re right but it’s still the same scenario. The manure is just a little more expensive and your truck bed smells for longer.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 days ago

I'm sure I could transport that with my Bolt EUV if I folded the seats down. Might not even have to.