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this post was submitted on 26 Apr 2025
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It can haul ... checks notes .... the same amount as a human powered shopping cart.
"My truck can haul as much as a shopping cart can. Beat that liberals."
So my station wagon is a truck now? .... mine can haul about four shopping carts worth of stuff.
A station wagon is a better truck than that thing
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Real pound of iron vs pound of feathers energy here
Cars can’t haul bags of soil! Soil is heavy!
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That shit would fit in the back of my sedan
They are bragging that their truck can handle the same amount of weight as a... Shopping cart
Two trips on my E-bike.
One trip with a cargo bike or bicycle trailer.
Yeah, I should get a trailer. Next E-bike I get will definitely be a cargo bike.
A trailer is more flexible than a dedicated cargo bike and cheaper.
Yeah, I should get a trailer. Next E-bike I get will definitely be a cargo bike.
Diogenes: Behold, a truck! (posts just the shopping cart holding the bags)
Literally zero SAG!
If you have a truck and are doing gardening, you drive it to a landscaping supplier and they’ll drop soil in your truck bed with a backhoe by the cubic yard.
…the fuck is taking their truck to Walmart and buying tons of soil in plastic bags?! You’re defeating the entire purpose of having a truck.
But if you bought a Cybertruck, mayhap you don’t understand what trucks are for. Which is forgivable - there’s a lot of that going around these days.
If you need just 8 bags worth, I’d rather get 8 bags and not deal with the hassle of loose soil. Not going to judge them for that. But to be impressed by it is silly; I’ve fit this into my sedan no problem.
I could fit that and more into my Accord coupe's trunk, and have done so several times. This definitely is not the flex he thinks it is.
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I wouldn't be surprised, if putting the soil in the trunk directly would brick the cybertruck.
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Is that soil? The bags say cow manure. (I don't know a hell of a lot about gardening. Maybe that's functionally the same thing??)
Also they're at Lowe's.
Oops, you’re right but it’s still the same scenario. The manure is just a little more expensive and your truck bed smells for longer.
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Apparently it leaks inside the trunk too. Can't imagine paying that much money and they can't even make the whole thing waterproof.
Really looking forward to seeing how these perform as a boat as Elon once promised...
My problem with them isn't even the looks, it's the crap workmanship
a fucking flatbed moped seems like a more useful vehicle in basically every way
Or just a van. We have so many tradies here with utes and flatbeds whining their tools get stolen off the back
Most people driving utes here choose them as a fashion accessory, rather than choose the best option
So this dude is impressed his car can carry the same weight as a fucking shopping trolley?
LMAO
The fact that people think they need a truck for this is the reason there's so many trucks on the road
Yeah seriously, a hot hatch or even the trunk of your average sedan could fit this.
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In addition to what the other comment said, cost of multiple deliveries for these goods throughout the year would also be cheaper than buying a truck vs a sedan.
A full shopping cart? I can haul that much in the back seat of my Nissan Leaf. And I don't mean the rear cargo area, I mean the back seat.
Woah. That's crazy.
I hauled more dirt than that in my 2010 sedan last weekend to fill a couple of new garden beds.
My sports coupe fits that in the boot... Looks like 8 bags of soil, probably under 200kg.
So, it can haul the equivalent of 2.5 adult humans, or 1 average 'murican.
I could do this much in my fucking peugeot 106...
I could load that in my hatchback with virtually zero sag, I don't think anyone would call it a truck
FFS. I've hauled more than that in the back of my Nissan versa hatchback. Most recently 30 bags of mulch.
Well this is better than the 2 bags from the other post, but I STILL fit at least that much in the trunk of my Honda fucking civic.
My Seat Ibiza can carry more.
I think maybe my cargo bike could cart that. Kid included.
I can fit that in the trunk of my sedan for crying out loud.
Cybertruck owners love to think their vehicle can do "truck things" without even having a basic understanding of what those things are.
Miss, an old, dingy Volvo 740 wagon can carry twice that in its cargo compartment. Could that poor excuse of a vehicle...?:
Carry already-heavy containers containing even heavier liquids
Tow heavy commercial machinery from point A to point B
Haul heavy earth materials like rocks/cement and actual soil
Transport up to five morbidly obese yet muscular construction workers without its frame giving up
I've done more than this in my Cadillac
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