this post was submitted on 09 May 2025
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[โ€“] [email protected] 10 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

Either Meredith doesn't even know where the clitoris is, or she just likes things a bit different than most women I've ever been with. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ

I'll see myself out now.

[โ€“] [email protected] 13 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Reminds me of an oldie dirty joke: a bastard is a guy who pokes her all night with a 2 inch penis and then kisses her goodbye with a 5 inch tongue.

[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 12 hours ago

Man, if only I had a tool like a 5 inch tongue. I wouldn't even be married, just spread my gift to all the ladies.