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Also, anything becomes a bizarre sex act if you put a place name in front of an inanimate object.
A Yukon hairdryer.
A Baltimore oilcan.
A Moscow boot lace.
A Nairobi ice cream cone.
A Saskatchewan can opener
The ol' Miami snowshoe
I think you're on to something...
I'm howling at all of these
The Albuquerque Track Shovel
Sex act, or means of dispatching a political rival?
Both. And it involves vodka and a chilled, handcrafted copper mug.
I did the both commnet before I saw yours.
The handcrafted copper mug makes yours the superior comment. I bow to your perversion.
Latter but while naked so first as well.
Why not both?
What's a "Rusty Venture"?
That's when you fuck a clone of your own dead dad, but the clone is only 1/16th your dad's actual size.
In my country, we call that Wednesday.
https://youtu.be/ykEGtwJuZIs
And this isn't over until one of us gets a 'rusty venture.'
Cleveland steamer.
Pfui!
That's just a Rangoon artichoke, except with opera gloves and a few extra bowling pins.
Don’t forget the reverse Romanian Wilkinson.
Reminds me of the time my ex and i tried the San Bernadino Toilet Roll. Good times.
San Diego thank you
or a crap cocktail.