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And like dandelion seeds you got a lot more chances of survival if you land on soil rather than cement.
Why would I ejaculate on cement?
Because it's there.
The ol' George Mallory defense.
where else would you?
i dunno, graphite molten salt nuclear reactor core?
true. That's what I use as a backup, when I don't want to walk all the way to my cement wanking spot
Why wouldn't you?
Perfectly good dirt, awaiting seed deposits