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[–] wise_pancake 56 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (3 children)

I’ve interviewed far too many pale where the interview went like this:

It says you worked on this huge project, how did it work?

Oh, I was on the team but I wasn’t really involved in [MAIN PART OF PROJECT].

Okay, well what did you work on then?

I was on the team. I coordinated with the team.

HR said I can’t abruptly end these interviewes anymore and there’s 50 minutes left on the clock. How did you get through the other screening emails again?

[–] [email protected] 22 points 4 days ago (2 children)

This is why I can't seem to even get an interview. People just apply to any and all jobs using whatever cv/experience they have or don't have.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 days ago

Can't really blame then when requirements have been artificially jacked up

[–] wise_pancake 14 points 4 days ago

Honestly I hate it.

I hate wasting my time interviewing these people. I hate that HR does such a shit job on the most basic of screening. I hate that every job gets 1000 shit ai generated resumes that are full of lies when there are good people out there struggling.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 days ago (1 children)

hey man, it's not my fault i get stuck on test automation all the time

[–] wise_pancake 6 points 4 days ago

I don't care if your project was fancy or exciting, I just need to understand your technical contributions and skillset.

Starting off with lying on the resume is just a total non starter for me.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

“Well, I don’t interact directly with the customer. My assistant does that. Listen, I’m a people person, my job is important!”