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[–] [email protected] 91 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago

"Under his eye"

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

Blessed be the fruit.

[–] [email protected] 68 points 1 year ago (4 children)

If frozen embryos are children, I can claim them as dependents on my taxes, right?

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago

I'm assuming that housing and utility expenses are being paid on their behalf, so yes. That should count.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You assume republicans have an ounce of consistency in their policy positions

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

They’re pretty consistent about doing whatever benefits them most. Otherwise, nah.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Fun fact, the only way you can claim dependents on your taxes is with a social security number. Some people in the US are exempt from the Social Security system and don’t have a number.

So good luck getting a social security number for a frozen embryo.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

New goal unlocked!

[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Is masturbation going to considered mass murder? Or premeditated mass murder?

If life begins at conception, can we get some tax laws changed to reflect that?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

🎶🎵 Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great 🎵🎶

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If it is then about 90% of us are gonna be serial killers 😂

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Women are the target. Men will not be prosecuted unless they help women.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It was a masterbation joke. I was trying to make light of the situation based on OP's initial comment.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

Oh I know. Mine should be a joke, but it's not.

[–] PhAzE 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

You could have 100 ivf embryos setup and claim them as dependants and they're super cheap to provide for. Just a freeze tank.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

But then risk of a single power outage and you'll be on death row for the murder of 100 kids.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I'm going to keep fapping every time I get horny and if the feds want me to give up my porn, they'll have to cum and take it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Masturbation? No. Menstruation? Yes.

[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 year ago

If we're going to keep going this route, I have daughters, and I am tired of calling my senators and representatives every week.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Slightly misleading. The bill was introduced about a month ago, before the Alabama SC ruling. There is no mention of IVF in the bill. That doesn’t mean it would be banned per se, but up to federal courts to interpret.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago

With the logic and reasoning capabilities of the current batch of assholes, if it doesn't say it's exempt, it's not exempt.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

The courts are going to ban it, just as they sanctioned hair-based racial discrimination in TX despite a law protecting against that specific discrimination.

It'll be just like abortion being denied the people. Bans for thee and rights for me

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Someone please reassure me that there’s no way this gets any votes in the senate.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago

There’s probably a couple of nuts in the senate that would go for this, but no way in hell that a majority of republicans want anything to do with this, not to mention the democrat majority and POTUS veto power.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The US Federal government STILL has no budget since October 1.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Don't worry, they're planning on shutting it down
https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/9060749

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

The neckties these guys wear make it really easy to choke them…just throwing that little fact out there in case you happen to come across one trying to rob you of your civil or human rights.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

"can't prevent conception" bill incoming soon...

Oh look Steve scalise. Every time I see scalise I realize why that guy tried to shoot him...scalise is a horrible person who hurts other people.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Wonder if they also want to adopt the Korean "babies are a year old at birth" thing too. Or maybe this whole thing is trash and they don't care about internal consistency

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

They don't give a fuck about consistency outside of cruelty.

Never forget that the cruelty is the point. All the backwards, hypocritical, batshit insane laws that the right pushes suddenly makes sense when you acknowledge that their only goal is to harm people.

All the "protect the children!", "...babies!", "...egg cells" "...heritage!", "...bathrooms!" etc bullshit only ever serves a single goal, which is to commit evil against groups of people they've chosen to hate.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I don't believe that's entirely accurate. Like for enough people for it to be a problem yeah they're just cruel. I think it is more accurate though to say that power and control are the point. Some people are willing to do that by creating fear and offering 'solutions'. Imo he cruelty is a side effect of having to continually up the stakes

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)