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[–] [email protected] 69 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I joined some bullshit conspiracy group on Telegram once. It was full of the usual right wing tripe, but one of the common things they complained about was the "globohomo" agenda. I loved this term. I can just picture GLOBOHOMO INDUSTRIES with an evil lair full of sexy buff henchmen trying to turn the moon into a rainbow or something.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Globohomo Science. Instead of a portal gun, it's a rainbow gun. All Cave Johnson's rants remain unchanged, including the lemons

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

This was a triumph. I'm making a note here, huge excess. It's hard to overstate my satisfaction. Globohomo Science, we do who me must because we can. For the good of all of us, except the ones who are straight. But there's no sense crying over every Miss Stake. You just keep on trying til you meet a beefcake. And the science gets done, and you make a neat gun, to turn people legibtaqua.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

GLOBOHOMO INDUSTRIES Conspiring to make the world a more 🦄FABULOUS🌈 place. Muahahaha!!

[–] [email protected] 48 points 1 year ago (6 children)

hyped as what??? Hyped as hell? As shit? As fuck? I need to know to put it back before sending it to my meme chat

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago

Hyped as darn

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago

Uncensored version

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago

Hyped as …

spoilerheck

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

hyped as shid

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

At least he's not just "hype".

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Just copy-paste from the bottom username.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I'm not really into Pride. Let me know when Wrath Month begins.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Wake me up when Sloth Month starts.

Wait... No. Just leave me be.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

Gluttony month, 30 years and counting

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I hate it that you all get your months but I don't get my Envy Month...

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago

"hyped as fuck"

Fixed the post.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Not even gay and I want to join

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Same. We can be allies...wait...Axii!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Same

I just love the energy

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If this is a real group, or could be, I will become a dues paying member today

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

OMG, that's hilarious

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

when I used reddit I saw a community called evil autism and it was very cool I think

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

It’s honestly kind of a suitable explanation for why any evil society is called that - just out of silly rebelliousness.

Like how the evils of Christianity resulted in creation of a “church of Satan” that’s peaches and roses by comparison.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I figured that the name was intended as a rejection of attempts to convince the humans who thought that mutants were their enemies that they were wrong. "I won't be your hero since you've treated me as a villain." Or maybe a reference to how someone who seeks to embody Nietzsche's master morality will be seen as a villain by those who don't.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

It's because Magneto's backstory as a Holocaust survivor came twenty years after his introduction and he just genuinely wanted to do some genocide because he was a eugenicist.

And, also, it's a property for children and adults who grew out of the demographic can't stop overanalyzing the overall plot of "bigotry is bad and so is political violence"

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

My parade, rained on!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

We villainous queers have our own pride flag, courtesy of DistressedEgg:

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

I would join a fully automated luxury gay space communist organization