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[–] [email protected] 227 points 1 year ago (3 children)

DARPA: "we just finished playing Horizon: Zero Dawn and honestly, we think we can make this idea work."

[–] [email protected] 70 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Obligatory "fuck Ted Faro"

[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 year ago (3 children)

It's legit scary to see tech approach the point where private companies might develop systems that could and in some way are endangering humanity as a species, and all their decision-makers are concerned with is corporate success.

[–] No_Eponym 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

... to see tech approach the point...

Big oil would like a word, alstarting in 1950 at least.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Not to mention literally researching global warming before anyone else bothered, verifying it is happening and that humanity is causing it, then spending decades gaslighting our entire species into widely believing it isn't.

[–] MindTraveller 6 points 1 year ago

We knew about global warming since 1900. We just didn't care.

Unless.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

My god, what a cunt.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Well they are still missing the self replicating part... But you know, give it some time.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

Apparently its the other way around. This tech is old: https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2009/jul/19/robots-research

News to me. I loved the game andI really thought the plot was original.

[–] [email protected] 91 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I love how the quote cuts off right before "only goal".

[–] [email protected] 61 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Oh I assumed it was "our problem"

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

OK I also briefly thought "our problem" but I'm actually PRETTY CONCERNED about the words "only goal" when I really think about it? "Only", as in "Yeah, feeding on humanity is definitely ONE thing we're shooting for, but come on guys, there's lots of applications"

[–] [email protected] 69 points 1 year ago

Excited for IRL Horizon Zero Dawn.

[–] [email protected] 56 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Has no one played Horizon Zero Dawn?

[–] No_Eponym 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I guess we are in that timeline. Tbh, so many things make a lot of sense now.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Someone put bullets in Ted faro. Literally screwed humanity as a whole...twice.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I wish we were in the dino robots timeline

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[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 year ago

Breaking: Company creates Torment Nexus

[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

Even older than that

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Oh goddamnit of course he did.

Joe Rogan elicited some conspiracy theories and media rumors after he claimed on his podcast "Joe Rogan Experience" that the robot would (or at least could) ingest human remains to keep powering itself.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Uhh I played this game. It's literally the plot of ::: spoiler Title Spoiled game :::

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Your spoiler tag isn't working.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Yeah I can't get any of them to work. Do you know what Lemmy uses?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (4 children)
Preview Texthidden content

Preview Texthidden content

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The format is ::: spoiler and a title on the same line.

Content on new lines, then ::: to end it.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I've tried every variation and it's not working. This is definitely the most complicated spoiler tag system I've seen.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

They look like thisIt's an expandable full-width deal. The spoiler start tag has to be on its own line, and the same goes for the ending three commas.

MelodiousFunk has replied with a cleartext example.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

This one works on my client, while normal ones don't

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Your spoiler tag doesn't seem to be working on beehaw at least BTW

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Now just make them sentient and self replicating and….

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You either get Horizon Zero Down or replicators from Star Gate

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

Or paperclips!

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago

Onion? No? Great...

Next up "researchers wondered what would happen if they put AI to a machine that can consume humans for energy"

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If I'm gonna be eaten by a robot I'd much rather be dead first.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

These robots don’t do that part. They will build new robots to make corpses for them.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

So it's not supposed to be used to eat the dead, good. OMG. It's supposed to eat the life ones!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

Finally! A productive solution to mass graves!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

Sweet... early stages of the Faro plague

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Years ago I saw an article about a robot designed to hunt and kill insects as a healthier pest control mechanism in farming. That robot would put the insects into a hopper where they would be converted to fuel to run the robot.

I figured it wasn't going to be too long before they'd be eating us.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

What have I told you? People are a renewable resource!

  • Galactic Civilizations, evil event choice
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