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[–] [email protected] 34 points 11 months ago (1 children)

~~princess diana~~ the guy from wham

[–] [email protected] 25 points 11 months ago (2 children)

George Michael. Say his name.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 11 months ago (3 children)

And I'm never gonna shampoo again, guilty hair has got no rhythm

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Shoulda known better than to steal shampoo from a friend 🤷🏻‍♂️

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

You should wake me up before you shampoo, I don't wanna miss it when you hit that hair

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

I'm not kidding, I used to think the lyric was "filthy feet and I got no river".

[–] [email protected] 17 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Damn, Princess Diana got it goin on!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I'd say "did you use my expensive face cream to jerk off again" would be more on par for me. Unfortunately I don't have a wife which coincidentally is probably why I'd jerk off with expensive face cream. It's a vicious cycle

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Wait I thought it was expensive facial crème, not a vicious cycle. I’m confused.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Me too buddy, meee too

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

My sister gets expensive and fancy shampoos and conditioners but they don't leave my hair looking hella good the way some cheap-ass L'Oreal does.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

It's all got to do with the pH. That stands for pretty hair by the way

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

So higher pH equals more pretty hair? I'll go wash my hair with sodium hydroxide, brb!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

I got “Justin Trudeau in light drag” vibes