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[–] [email protected] 80 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 42 points 2 months ago (1 children)

knowledge is a curse. and yet we seek it. we must enjoy pain

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 months ago

Hurt me more, daddy

[–] [email protected] 59 points 2 months ago (1 children)

One Parasitology course changed me and the way I perceived the world forever. Parasitology: not even once

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Any body of water, so lakes, swimming pools, the ocean are packed with parasites. Food, a lot of it has parasites in it, we just cook them to death first. Worms in the dirt. My own bed. The list goes on.

[–] stelelor 2 points 2 months ago

Naegleria fowleri, the goddamn brain-eating amoeba, is goddamn everywhere and I goddamn hate knowing that.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Demodex, the gift that keeps on giving.

microscopically poops on your gd face, sleep tight

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago

Glasses of water

[–] [email protected] 38 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Microbiology is one of the few professions that motivates you to wash your hands before you go to the bathroom.

[–] [email protected] -5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'm sure most people wash their hands on their way out.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Did anyone's elses teacher drop a small amount of sea water on their head, then he put a drop underneath a microscope, causing everyone to collectively freak out? That was mostly plankton, though.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Your teacher is Hella rad

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Is this like learning that the splash from your toilet bowl sprinkles a bit of water on your toothbrush? Essentially a pure infohazard that makes tour life worse with no benefit?

[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Just like the bacteria in drinking water, you can't see it, taste it or perceive it in any way and it poses no relevant health risks. Your bathroom is flooded with poop particles even if you close the lid before flushing. It's just a fun fact and nothing to worry about, really.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The entire world is covered in a fine layer of poo particles. Really, anything that isn't covered in poo is the outlier and ought to be highly suspicious.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

and from what i can tell it seems like you'd just develop severe allergies and other health issues if you somehow managed to permanently sterilize your skin and everything around you

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago

The benefit is learning to close the lid before you flush. If you flush unlidded anyway... that's gross.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

You keep your toothbrush in the bathroom?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago (2 children)

What do you think about my unfiltered spring water

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 months ago

As a chemist, I'd say it's great for watering decorative plants and flushing the toilet.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Bruh. Our well had a fish living (and dying) in it for a while. The human body can handle some weird stuff.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

I didn't want to say it first! But a huge salamander was living in the water holding tank last I checked! It seems to have gotten swept in during the hurricane in September, and I'm not sure how to get it out as the water in the tank is nearly 10 ft deep.

I've never seen that before though--the system is pretty tight. The water comes out from under a huge oak tree into a sheltered area, and stays sheltered until it comes out of the tap. Nobody has ever gotten sick off it to my knowledge... though the salamander is a new development!

I'd love to get the water tested, but I haven't looked into it other than some local offices that test mineral content. How would I look into testing for parasites?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago

Learning about all the bugs that live in your hair and eyebrows made me lose a few nights of sleep.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

“A glass of water when Norton accidentally refunded you 4000USD instead of 400”

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

My hydro homies will still rise up.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

Make like the medieval times, always be drunk.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

kinda behooves one to filter then, huh?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

pond water? yes, don't drink unfiltered unboiled pond water.

Tap water? unless you live in developing countries like the USA, you don't need to worry about it, it's already treated before entering your home.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

memes aside, it's treated here.