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[–] [email protected] 176 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Original image is from a DeviantArt mpreg artist at around 2016

[–] [email protected] 77 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 108 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I tend to crawl down too many rabbit holes

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 month ago (3 children)

It's fetish shit, isn't it

[–] [email protected] 22 points 4 weeks ago

I HAVE TO HAVE MY TOOLS!

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago

Thank you for your service!

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[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 month ago

Props to all OG artists. Sadly I can’t cite sources for any that I post. I only have a few homegrown memes.

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[–] [email protected] 149 points 1 month ago (6 children)

There would certainly be less skepticism about evolution if everyone could see fetuses during development.

I ain't made no fish baby, I knew you cheated on me.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 4 weeks ago

Look what they took from us. We could've been swimming in primordial soup but NOO

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[–] [email protected] 122 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Ah yes, time to get Gregnant

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 110 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

The amount of comments not pointing out the genitals is worrying. Both from an intelligence and horniness point of view.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

Ok look I will fully admit that I didn’t notice that, nor did I notice the fetus wired up to drop out of the anus, but I think you’re making some assumptions here about intelligence/horniness. I was distracted by the myriad questions that arose when considering the prospect of a glass belly to monitor pregnancy. What would it be shaped like? Would it just be a little TV screen like a Tellytubby? A porthole like the windows on SpongeBob’s house? Would it just be a big old solid Buddha belly but made of glass? Or maybe some space age tech that lets it flex like a foldable phone. Also, would people be born like that or would the glass belly form upon becoming pregnant? There’s just so many logistics to consider here..

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[–] [email protected] 78 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Does babby come out of man's pee hole or poop hole

[–] [email protected] 87 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Following the diagram it seems like the poop hole

[–] [email protected] 72 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Oh wow, I didn't know he was your father!

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[–] [email protected] 58 points 1 month ago (3 children)

In countries where they want boys a lot more than girls, that glass belly would dramatically increase abortions instead.

[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 month ago

BREAK GLASS IN CASE OF GIRL

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[–] [email protected] 52 points 4 weeks ago (3 children)

If pro-life conservative heads were glass no one would listen to them because you could see there is nothing inside

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[–] [email protected] 50 points 4 weeks ago (3 children)

Why is nobody talking about the fucking double spine?

Or am I somehow stupid and interpreted that fucked up graphic wrong - if that even is possibly, because so much is wrong with that?

[–] [email protected] 65 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

I was distracted by the penis - that baby is going to hurt coming out

[–] [email protected] 31 points 4 weeks ago (6 children)

It's okay, if you follow the path, the baby is gonna get shit out.

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 4 weeks ago (9 children)

That's anatomically correct. These are the spinous processes cut in half.

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[–] [email protected] 50 points 4 weeks ago (4 children)

Why isn't the baby cut in half too?

[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 weeks ago

Who let Solomon in here?

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[–] [email protected] 46 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

You'd have to be staring at the woman's belly pretty closely to see the 6mm embryo and, if you did, you'd realize that it certainly has no consciousness yet.

[–] CileTheSane 37 points 4 weeks ago

But it would serve as an effective distraction from the penis.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 33 points 4 weeks ago (3 children)

Giving birth through your ass would be horrible tho, so in this case I'd pick the abortion.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 weeks ago (3 children)

Ah, so you're a "outta my dickhole or nohole" kinda fella

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 weeks ago (4 children)

I'd imagine it to be comparable in pain level to giving birth through a vagina. Though the smaller pelvis would definitely be a problem...

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 4 weeks ago

Isn't this the plot of one of Arnold's movies.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

This made me think of my mosquito fish. They give live birth, and you can see their babies/ organs because they're clear. No cock and balls, though.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 4 weeks ago

That human cloaca is really bugging me.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 4 weeks ago

If I'm seeing this right, dude's got a cloaca? A cloaca doesn't have to be for eggs?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Having seen the illustrations of fetuses for the first several months, I think we might have even more. They definitely don't look like a baby at first.

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[–] OutlierBlue 16 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Even if we could see the embryo implanted in a place that's going to kill both the fetus and the mother? Or where we can see the body growing with only half a head? Or their organs outside their body?

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 weeks ago (3 children)

How is babby formed? How girl get pragnent?

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 weeks ago

The Omegaverse and its consequences.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (3 children)

What’s wrong with the vagina?

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 month ago (2 children)

It's turned inside out and the ovaries have turned into testicle.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)
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