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[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 days ago

At press time, cocaine released a statement enthusiastically endorsing its “good friend” Donald Trump, Jr.

Lmfao

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I’d really rather a tremendous dose of ketamine get extremely close to musk.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

Well, you could also do a Luigi, you know?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago

So you could say it dissociates itself from him.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

K-Hole deports Musk

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago

Special K not feeling so special with Musk

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago

“K-Hole to Mars: South Africa’s Greatest Genius.”

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago

Ketaours, Elon.

For appropriate use by an informed public. Beotch.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

One of the few places you can get legit quaaludes is south Africa.