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Explanation: Many conspiracy theories argue that the CIA had or let JFK get assassinated, in part, for saying he wanted to, "Splinter the CIA into a thousand pieces and scatter it into the winds." About a week ago, Trump has pushed to get all a list of all FBI agents that worked on the Jan 6 case in any manner in order to fire them. This includes high-level agents. More recently, the FBI announced that they found 2,400 new JFK assassination records.

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[–] [email protected] 63 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

True story, I met an old, retired CIA spook at a wedding. Dude looked like Col. Sanders, down to having the white suit. So I asked him:

"I don't want you to tell me anything you're not supposed to tell me, but when Kennedy got killed, what was the talk around the water cooler?"

"Oh, hell, we all thought Johnson did it."

No pause, no thoughtful chin rubbing. "We all thought Johnson did it."

[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I know from context it's the president... But it's much funnier to me to picture they mean Johnson from "accounting"...

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

That's exactly what I thought. Just homeboy who was pissed about not getting a promotion.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Johnson: "That wasn't me. That was Jumbo."

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

(For those who might not be in the know, Jumbo was Lyndon Johnson's nickname for his own penis.)

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Which he talked about and showed off all the time.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

"You ever seen anything like that?"

[–] WamGams 16 points 2 weeks ago

This is not the first time I have heard a former intell agent being asked that and claiming that they all think it was LBJ.

Its a funny line, but it certainly is not true. Don DeLillo got it mostly right. While the CIA top brass might not have plotted it, consented to it, or even known about it, two specific CIA agents absolutely were plotting a Miami assassination as revenge for demotions following the bay of Pigs.

The CIAs unwillingness to even to this day admit Oswald was part of their false defector program is evidence that they know a lot more than the canned "We thought LBJ did it," response they give.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

I always liked this scene from the movie Shooter in a similar vein. still got the shovel

[–] BedSharkPal 17 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

You'd think Trump would want a bigger stronger FBI to protect him from the Luigis.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Trump will be recruiting some "Oath Keepers"/"Proud Boys"/"3 Percenters"/etc. to do that.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

Yes, his own SchutzStaffel..

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

Powerful men protecting themselves with idiots has never once lead to an assassination. NEVER. not once. Nope no sir. Hasn't happened

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

He's gotta to a Stalin purge first.