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They are the eggmen

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

We have one store and the eggs are there every week at a slightly increased price, like $4.50 a dozen. And then there's other stores with like no eggs and a dozen costs $10.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago (1 children)

The more expensive ones sell out faster?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Nah it's two different stores

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

Oh, I get it now. Thanks.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

There's a product called Ener-G Egg Replacer and I use it to great success for eggs in dough. It won't make a dough "eggy" like is needed for challah or egg bagels, but it'll work as a binder in other baking recipes, as far as I can tell, perfectly. I've never had anyone ask "did you do something different here?" when tasting my baked goods, even if they've had my egged versions previously.

I used to use it just for making food for my vegan pals but now I've just been using it whenever eggs are called for.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago

That is unexpectedly constructive information. Thank you.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

Business must be booming for them, they’re sold out on their online store.

In sweet baking applications you can also use applesauce as an egg replacement, 1/4 cup applesauce for an egg.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You can also replace eggs with applesauce. At least in cakes that works surprisingly well. One egg is about 1-2 tablespoons of sauce.

[–] jerkface 3 points 1 week ago

Freshly ground flax seed soaked in water creates an egg white replacement.

[–] mp3 7 points 1 week ago

Silver lining, my wife is allergic to eggs so we use all sorts of replacement in recipes, like this Pane Riso Egg Replacer
or just some applesauce.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

That's awful. I love it.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I recently learned blood is a decent egg substitute. But you don't want to be using the tainted blood of the poor for this kind of thing. You'll just get microplastics and lead and such in your food.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Don't dox yourself, but can we know your region so we can be not there?.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Ah, sure. Alabama. You probably weren't coming here anyway (even I don't wanna be here), but I'm just learning things for the protracted lean times that are coming.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

I hope things work out for you regardless.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

I'm going to guess Europe? I know the Brits still cook with blood, and have abbatoirs.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

I am a Robotnik

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's buried... And I don't want to dig past a certain somebody to get it...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Is that you, Ron Swanson?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

fun fact! you can use aquafaba (the liquid from canned chickpeas) as an egg replacer in baking (among other things). you could even make some hummus at the same time

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago