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[–] [email protected] 166 points 21 hours ago (7 children)

Idiot here. Is it proof that Fauci did 9/11 harbor to fake the flat moon landing on 5g vaccine autism with gay-hurricane-powered Jewish frog space lasers funded by Bill gates and George Soros?

[–] [email protected] 74 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

If you're not having a stroke right now, I must be.

[–] [email protected] 49 points 21 hours ago (4 children)

Fi yuo thnik yu'oer hvanig a steoerk, plaees clal 191 imemdaityl.

[–] [email protected] 72 points 21 hours ago (7 children)

Oh my God, now he's speaking Scottish!

[–] [email protected] 17 points 20 hours ago

First good laugh ive had in a bit. LOL

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

If you can't tell which person in your group is having a stroke right now, it's probably you.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 19 hours ago

New Deus Ex plot sounds dumb

[–] [email protected] 11 points 19 hours ago (4 children)

What's everybody got against the Jewish Space Lasers? Rabbi Rabinowitz has been in charge of those lasers since 1998, and he's been doing a damn fine job keeping the Martians and asteroids at bay! You know he's only come down from Skylab II twice since he took the director's position up there? You know what that much zero gravity does to a man? He's been up there so long, he can't come back anymore. He's gonna die up there manning those lasers. That's what Rabbi Rabinowitz has sacrificed for his country and planet! And the gall of some people, ranting about the Jewish space lasers. Are there Jewish space lasers? Yes! And they've been keeping your dumb ass safe from Martians and meteors for decades!

[In my head, I read this in Bernie Sander's voice.]

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[–] SplashJackson 4 points 11 hours ago

HyperRogue is an awesome game!

[–] [email protected] 56 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

Proof that our sun is at the center of the universe and how IMPORTANT humans are in the universe

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 hours ago

Also, proof, the universe is flat.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 19 hours ago (3 children)

I mean, it's arguably in the center of OUR universe :D

[–] [email protected] 26 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

You are the center of your observable universe and I'm the center of my own. Granted, at this scale the sun is an acceptable approximation, but the earth's center is even better.

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago) (2 children)

If you hate this image then why post it. Fun image but please work on your titles lol, my point is it isn't super good when you let some 1000 conspiracy theorists living in some niche forums live rent free in your head to such point they ruin cool images for you

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)
  1. its the universe that is flat

  2. everything revolves around and everything is illuminated by the Sun

  3. the Sun is the largest structure

  4. the veins at the outer edges arent bleeding yet so you can stretch it a bit more

  5. Uranus is in Ouranus

[–] [email protected] 48 points 20 hours ago (4 children)

THE UNIVERSE IS INSIDE YOUR EYE

CLICK HERE FOR CRYSTALS THAT EMIT HARMONIC WAVELENGTHS THAT SHAPE THE UNIVERSAL WATER IN YOUR EYE INTO IT'S HARMONIC FORM

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 14 hours ago

Is that where the sperm swims to?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Reminds me of Outer Wilds. Excellent game.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 15 hours ago

I can definitely hear the banjo playing in this image

[–] [email protected] 4 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

it's obviously a cop of coffee that looks like an eye

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 18 hours ago

Looks like they were right. The universe is a sphere, not Earth!!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

I thought it was Warhammer 40k shitpost at the beginning

[–] [email protected] 3 points 14 hours ago

It's the eye of terror.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

Its the observable universe in the shape of an eye, quite clever. We're going to have to figure out how to not let stupid destroy our fragile societies at some point.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 17 hours ago

Well, it's showing the moon lit up while it's behind the earth, so clearly it should all be dark due to the eclipse. So I can only conclude that it's trying to get the word out that we actually live in a binary solar system.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

Got a better resolution version?

[–] [email protected] 23 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago) (1 children)

I do but lemmy hates it.

Edit: wait a second. You're not going to use it to make your universe eye cult, are you?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

I just think it's cool and want to look at it in more detail.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago) (2 children)

I'm trying to find the reddit thread I stole it from.

Edit: wait a second. You're not just saying you think it looks cool so you can go form a 'the universe is circuital cult', are you?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

don't worry, even the dumbest out there know the universe is locally flat.

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