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Bless her heart

I'm upset the image doesn't show cornflakes but oats

Tangent: I swear by orange juice in coffee instead of creamer. It deals with the bitter coffee taste by just making it Very Taste. It doesn't taste good, quite the opposite. (My fiancée accidentally tasted my coffee once and immediately puked.) But it certainly does taste

When I was a kid we were not allowed milk if we were sick. So I used to eat my cheerios with OJ. It got to the point I liked it more than with milk.

Well, I've got cereal at home and bought some orange juice yesterday and it's roundabout breakfast time, so... wish me luck.

Post this on Facebook. I've learned that everyone on there fucking hates Ramsey because she's a little odd looking and was cast to play a teenage character (Ellie) who they really wanted to fuck, I guess.

That's how they knew she was autistic.

Could be worse, she could microwave tea instead of using a kettle...isn't that right Americans

Why do they already give the vibe that they do this prior to reading this article?

Once upon a time when I was still in probably about middle or high school, my mom for some reason got a bug up her ass about how much milk we were using and decided she would go on "strike" and stop buying milk.

So one day I came downstairs and poured myself a bowl of cereal. Finding no milk in the fridge, I just kind of shrugged and grabbed a 2L bottle of root beer and poured that over my cereal while she watched.

Her strike ended really quick after that.

Root beer cereal wasn't terrible. I can't remember exactly which cereal it was, but we usually had fairly plain options, Cheerios, corn flakes, Chex, etc. usually nothing frosted, fruity, etc. I wouldn't exactly recommend it, but if you ever find yourself contemplating soda as an alternative cereal liquid, I do think root beer is probably your best bet.

Honestly, i did this with muesli and apple juice for years. Only thing that stopped me was finding out how awesome and cheap i can make my own oat milk at home with and the ridiculous sugar apple juice added.

OJ is kinda tangy though, that wouldn't work... Apple was far mellower

One time when I was single, I poured myself a big bowl of rice crispies, only to find that my milk was sour. I was really annoyed - then I realized I had apple juice, so I poured that on instead. It was a little on the sweet side, but it actually tasted pretty good.