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[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

This comes in handy a lot of the time. I can leave it home when I think it's gonna get me in trouble, or I can rent it out when I don't need it. But now and then I go to a party, get drunk, and the next morning I can't for the life of me remember what I did with it.

--Argonaut Octopus, probably.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I'm so glad someone got the reference, I thought it might be too obscure for Lemmy.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Haha I got you, I was gonna post something similar if no one else had.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

🎶Watch him as he goes. 🎵

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

a timeless classic!

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 weeks ago

Hey you! Yes, you! Stand still, dammit! (How else am I supposed to give you my dong?)

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago

"Damn, I could really use a penis now"

-the female octopus, probably

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

We dont need no masurbation.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

We don't need no birth control.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Sucks when you have to haggle to buy your own penis back when you misplace it after a party tho.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

🎶detaaachaaableeee peeeeniis🎵

[–] Kowowow 6 points 2 weeks ago

I wonder if they grow back and if they do I wonder if they would have myths about it growing back thicker if you do it right like people and beards

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

"Babe, you lost my meat?! Did you check your handbag?"

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Here, this things been pissing me off.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah toots, here! You figure it out! It's got the balls, don't squeeze those too hard. Pull the skin back before insertion. I gotta get going to the game!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

Here, this is for you. You can just use that whenever. Or now maybe? But like yeah, just whenever really... I can get another one so you can have this one.. ok bye

[–] argh_another_username 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Is this a reference to The Wall?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Yes, specifically Another Brick in the Wall, Pt. 2

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

We don't need no education.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

We don't need no ~~education~~ erection.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

There is a bit of a Pink Floyd trend today: https://sh.itjust.works/post/35498497

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Yeetin meat is neat