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[–] [email protected] 103 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Pooping?

Picture looks like it's time for a diaper change soon.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Considering he eats nothing but McDonalds, I'm guessing he's a world champion shitter.

Plus there was that whole "soiling himself in court" incident.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I’m gonna come out and defend him here because his excessive consumption of Diet Coke shields him from McDonalds impact on the gut.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

MAGA can't hold him accountable for anything!

;-)

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

And neither will the Vatican: The original Epstein “Island”.

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"Nobody knows more about manufacturing than me" - oops! wrong dipshit

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

No no it’s technically correct, he manufactures lies

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 week ago (1 children)

So that's why he sent the couchfucker. Now it all makes sense.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The Vatican has more gold than fort Knox. He lovveees gooold.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

And after trading all of the gold in fort knox for meme coins....

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Fucked up part is he wouldn’t be in the top 10 most immoral popes

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

JD would have more claim to being Pope than Drumpf. How many Popes absolutely didn't kill their predecessor? Isn't it like 5 or 7 of them?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I don't think you have to highlander the pope to become pope, but I'm not catholic

[–] CileTheSane 3 points 1 week ago

As far as I know, There Can Only Be One Pope.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 week ago

Through another executive order right?

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 week ago (2 children)

“We’re going to reclaim the holy land, did you know it belonged to us? To me? Yeah they promised it to us and didn’t give it to me. You heard it right? Yeah it’s gonna be a big land just for all of us! I’m gonna reclaim it and then you’ll see the coming of Christ, he’s going to say Don, you did great I had to come here to say it. And I know he will cause I’m the pope of course”

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

You forgot the bit where he'll claim that christ will have tears in his eyes as he proclaims how great trump is.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Trump Holy Land #1

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Honestly, the world would be far better if he was pope instead of president

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

He would uncover all the kid diddling going on, because he hates competition.

Nobody diddles kids better than me, folks, nobody! Big kids, strong kids, come to me with tears in their eyes, say: sir, you diddled me as a kid, sir!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Do I have to go to catholic hell if I laughed at this?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

Nah, just regular hell with the rest of us

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Nobody diddles kids better than me, folks, nobody! Big kids, strong kids

...kids that climb on rocks.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Some smoke is white smoke. Some smoke is black smoke. I assume some smoke is good smoke. We’re gonna have the best smoke. Every cardinal says so.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

This picture probably already being posted in various facebook groups with zero irony

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

" In all of history there has never been a better pope than me" " I'm saving Catholicism from a disastrous policies of all the previous popes." " I am the only one that can solve this".

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

He could tariff all the other religions!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Why does he eerily, slightly look like musk in that picturr

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

Married couples often start looking alike over time.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

It's poping time

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I think Putin will try to pick the new pope. He already placed his asset as the US president, so now he's just looking for a challenge.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Makes no sense, Russia is Russian orthodox, they have their own pope.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Not the point. Putin don't care about religion he just want power and influence.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Well, from what I know, a lot of his propaganda involves religion, and doing that could very well affect his image.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

They also have their own president

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

now we know why he sent the couchfucker to kill him

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

... Does the Pope golf in the woods?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

In practice he would have to be celibate.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Another established norm to break?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I thought the Dear Leader didn't have to pope

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

So can I call dibs on declaring myself the second coming? Got the name.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Life in America is so bad that their President needed to take second job to survive.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I'd be down with that. Can do less damage that way.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

further proof that he's the one who will save our lands~

may gold be with you~

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

He is the popest!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

You're really playing with fire here. Don't be like The Simpsons!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

fake news, where did his tits go?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Does "pope" no longer seem like a real word to anyone else here?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Finally going to settle the question of whether or not the Pope is Catholic.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Would be interesting seeing his evangelical supporters justifying this.

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