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[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

See, no, it's funny because... um... gay. And if you're gay, that means you want to kiss. And I definitely don't want to kiss, haha, unless? Wait no just kidding, haha,,,

[–] [email protected] 69 points 3 days ago (8 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

Because some people decided we had to go back to the days of "gay bad".

[–] [email protected] 79 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 29 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

It is bad news because it isn't actually Spidey and now we have to suffer the disappointment.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago

Maybe it's Spidey from the boobiverse

[–] m4xie 5 points 2 days ago

Apparently that I'm not a lesbian?

[–] DrBob 17 points 3 days ago

What is the bad news?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago

The image is boobs, that happen to look like spiderman, and the bad news is that you’re a nerd or something idk

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Because you got caught staring at someone's chest-area?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago

t-shirt wearer just assumes everybody thinks it is bad news.

or maybe t-shirt wearer enjoys you staring at that area while thinking about it.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

How do so many conclude that seeing spiderman in that image makes you gay?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Because the actual full image actually say "Gay test!" on top, it seems to be cropped off here.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 15 hours ago

I fear that I don't really understand why it would say that to be honest. Is it because straight men are expected to see breasts everywhere?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago

HA get it? Because of being gay is bad!

[–] [email protected] 50 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 26 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

One of the oldest memes I have in the memory bank too, a meme before they were even called memes.

[–] GreyEyedGhost 2 points 3 days ago

This shirt looks old, but I've never seen it before. Reddit has let me down again. Thanks Lemmy!

[–] [email protected] 36 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (3 children)

If you see two Batmen kissing, I’ve got good news for you.

Btw, these were both originally by the same artist, Olly Moss.

https://ollymoss.com/optical-illusion-1/ https://ollymoss.com/optical-illusion-2/

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I mean, they're not kissing. Nose-to-nose and building sexual tension, sure. But those lips ain't locked.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago

That's just how batmen kiss.

[–] GreyEyedGhost 3 points 3 days ago

The lacy top makes it a lot less ambiguous. Also, the ties in OPs image look like spidey swinging towards you while the ones in your link really do not.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

Holy shit. What an artist. Love his artwork.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Oh I get it, it's not JUST Spiderman it's angry Spiderman.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago

Yeah, he's coming for your ass.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Imagine thinking this shit is funny.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Imagine gatekeeping humor

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago

Id bet my left nut this came from Facebook.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 days ago

I mean kinda unfair. It is shaped liek a spiderman head.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I'm lesbian, what bad news?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

If you still saw Spiderman, I've got news for you...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

I thought it was some clever joke that "then you are hallucinating, which is not a good sign" or something. 🤷🏼‍♀️

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