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cross-posted from: https://fedia.io/m/[email protected]/t/2201156

In case you were worried about the roads being too safe, you can rest easily knowing that Teslas will be rolling out with unsupervised "Full Self Driving" in a couple days.

It doesn't seem to be going great, even in supervised mode. This one couldn't safely drive down a simple, perfectly straight road in broad daylight :( Veered off the road for no good reason. Glad nobody got badly hurt.

We analyze the onboard camera footage, and try to figure out what went wrong. Turns out, a lot. We also talk through how camera-only autonomous cars work, Tesla's upcoming autonomous taxi rollout, and how AI hallucinations figure into everything.

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 3 days ago (2 children)

There's a lot wrong with Tesla's implementation here, so I'm going to zoom in on one in particular. It is outright negligent to decide against using LIDAR on something like a car that you want to be autonomous. Maybe if this car had sensors to map out 3D space, that would help it move more successfully through 3D space?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 21 hours ago

I'll go further and say that LIDARs should be mandatory by law when vision is used. A lot of industries have regulations, and this guy can slap shitty webcams in his cars. That's a big problem.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 3 days ago (2 children)

The obvious reason is that the product is not capable of driving itself.

That system has no awareness that it's a motor vehicle.

It has the capacity to execute instructions.

It has no capacity to judge if the instructions are reasonable.

It does not know, understand, or care if it gets you to your destination or if it kills you, or itself.

No cruelty, just executing instructions.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Look I think Tesla's self driving cars are bad but this is a crazy viewpoint. If you only knew how many systems that are several orders of magnitude more dangerous than cars are run almost entirely by automated systems operating on extremely simple instructions (and nowhere near having "awareness" of or ability to judge anything), you'd apparently be shitting yourself because consciousness is apparently required to make good decisions. Chemical plants have been mostly automated since the 90s running on computers way simpler than anything in a Tesla, and they have way higher potential for disaster if something goes wrong.

Self driving cars have a lot of problems right now but it's absolutely insane to say that they inherently can't work because there's something special about consciousness that prohibits them from working without it. That's like saying you can't drive a car without having a soul or some other bullshit like that.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

I mean, look at airplanes and their autopilot and especially their auto landing systems.

I think autonomous driving is limited by the quality and maintenance of rural roads, dirt and gravel roads, and the edge cases like going through drive thrus. Or really doing anything that isn't "drive on road from a to b." We use cars and trucks for all sorts of things in all sorts of places that aren't "roads."

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I want to go back to early 2010s when all this tech was so cool and promising.

miss that optimism

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Well the Tesla subreddit is stuck in the early 2010s, but that's assuming you want to or can turn your brain off completely.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Not me, I don't want to feel like I am a long way from a dead end like I did then.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 days ago (1 children)

no one seems to be questioning why exactly we need self driving cars in the first place. cars are an absolutely horrendous way to handle personal transportation already why add self driving on top of that

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

(Adam Something voice) Imagine multiple self-driving cars, moving together in a conga line, running every hour of every day, at consistent trains. To allow for consumer freedom, these cars would operate on a "hop-on, hop-off" model, where passengers can get on or off at any one of per-designated stops. For simplicity's sake, and to better manage the strain this would put on the road, these cars would have exclusive "self-driving car chain"-only roads. Since these cars would only ever require basic movement, their inner workings could be streamlined, such as by chaining each car together, and using one "engine car" in front, cutting costs and reducing production time, by removing the need for each car to have a steering mechanism and combustion engine. And if this idea sounds familiar...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

No, it's a YouTube channel named "Adam Something"

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I'm excited for the "self-driving" tractor trailers...

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago

i love tessler

[–] Greg 6 points 3 days ago

Plot twist: the drivers name was John Connor

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

Read the headline as "flips off car" and was pleased to see they hit a new milestone in mimicking human drivers.

[–] [email protected] -2 points 3 days ago

Tesla ~~Full-Self Driving~~ Driver Veers Off Road, Hits Tree, and Flips Car for No Obvious Reason

FTFY