Me to JD: get off my planet and have throat cancer.
this post was submitted on 23 May 2025
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Pornhub all the way...no nagging, no baby diapers or teaching nothing.
James Donald Bowman is a terrible human being
And I will deadname him every chance I have
Who is that and why are they relevant to this article?
It's the same couchfucker. His birth name has changed a couple times, most recently to Vance around the time he graduated college.
He's just upset there isn't a version of Grindr for furniture.
Furnitr
Just scrolling by, and...
Fucking lol.
Yeah, get moving building the slave class workforce they need to prop up the oligarchy!!
One can imagine Vance as the type of person who spends a lot of time thinking about how other people have sex
Bahahahaha you beat me to it
It's awfully ironic that someone who is so anti-trans is so obsessed with makeup and looking pretty for the cameras. A delicate flower.
Farbeit from me to overwrite what anyone says about their sexuality, but as a bi guy Ive seen probably 20 gay guys exactly like JD Vance and 0 straight guys anything like him lol
In this economy?!?
Yeah... at this stage, procreating is a clearly unethical choice. I really feel sympathy for the children of today, their lives will not be great.
Yes, you need to buy a couch to fuck (on)
Let me tell you something: if a man could fuck a woman in a cardboard box, he wouldn't buy a house
-Dave Chappelle
In a society without access to reproductive healthcare, a woman can only fuck a man when they already own a house together.
I spat coffee. Thank you.
Wait hold on
Tinder is a way to make babies, why would he want people off of Tinder?
Nobody is matching with him :(
Come on, he uses Grindr.
Nah, he uses Crate and Barrel.
Chaiselongur, he's a man of class and fine leather.
Americans To JD Vance: Find something tall and fall from it.
Does he believe humans can reproduce asexually?
Why have a pudgy little baby when there’s always one on your TV next to the President?
Nothing suppresses the procreation instinct quite like JD Vance speaking about procreation.
Edit: Here's an nightmare scenario I unfortunately thought of, and will now share it with everybody. Imagine JD Vance stumping for increasing the birth rate, and watching him awkwardly try to touch pregnant women's bellies while interacting.
Eww
Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds.
I've had just about enough of this mofo's ridiculous eyeliner...
I see him as a failed unsuccessull jack sparrow wannabe
The one compliment anyone got from Trump's first admin was that "smokey eyes" thing, and JD's just latched on to it hard
We had three, and they all hate you.
Bold advice from a couch-fucker
Get off the couch and stop getting off on the couch, someone should tell this antidei fuck
People end up with some truly bizarre beliefs when they're determined to decree what it is that made this country great and so could make it great again, but immediately reject the things that actually did make it great - good wages, progressive taxes and social services.
That works both ways. "Get off Grindr and stop fucking couches."
This American to JD Vance(and other Republicans): stop worrying so much about other people’s bedrooms, it’s the behavior of creeps and pervs.
Cool, so we’re going to file anti-trust suits against matchgroup, right..?
Wish in one hand, fuck a couch in the other, see which one fills up first
This guy is tone deaf.