Ask Lemmy

Flipping off the wrong guy. I'm almost sure.

A total breakdown of society at some point in the next decade

False vacuum decay.

Go big or go home.

-overdose

-victim of random homicide

-suicide

-car

-smth removed that i did drunk

I cycle and hike quite a bit, so probably a car

Either cancer or car accident.

Stress

Hate crime.

Killed in 2050 by my own housework robot, which has been hacked by chinese criminals, in a failed attempt to steal all my pixel coins.

Probably heart attack.

I'm physically active and in good shape, but it's genetic.

• Heart/Lung failure (I have a nasty condition)
• Car Accident
• Lung transplant gone wrong
• Cancer
• Freak accident

Maybe the freak accident will be like some final destination crazy thing. Like I'll get smushed by a piano falling from a building, or I'll be attacked by an eagle and it'll cut the jugular. Maybe air force one will be shot down and land on my apartment sorta Donnie Darko style. Hahahaha

Me and my life choices.

an accident cancer suicide

Unfortunately mom & her mom got dementia, so unless something comes along earlier to kill me, or unless we get a good preventative, that is more likely my fate.

No, they weren't overweight or smokers or physically idle, my mom was a professor and kept lifelong friends, really no lifestyle risk factors. Of course that's only on the one side of my family, my dad died of heart condition that I don't have and I'm not sure about his parents.

Heart attack easy. Runs in the family

I'll probably slip on a banana peel right down the stairs

Probably taking my health for granted and not taking care of it when younger, combined with societal constructs that make that difficult - nutrition, car culture, climate change, well care/health insurance, etc.

Your list is pretty wild. If you're serious about #2, please talk to a mental health professional if you haven't done so yet. And if you seriously put #4 ahead of, like, cancer or infectious diseases, you should definitely consider leaving for another country.

As for me, I live a relatively normal life in a relatively peaceful environment. I'd put my money on cancer.

Organ rejection/degradation probably

1. Old-age-related sicknesses.
2. Missile/bomb/grenade explosion
3. Cancer

Just like the old fortune teller said!

1. Suicide as my body/finances will have deteriorated to the point where life isn't worth living.

2. Cancer

3. Heart attack

My most likely cause of death is the same as most men my age:

Falling off a ladder.

God willing, age? Natural death as they call it, ideally 85+. If not, probably lung or stomach cancer. Hopefully in my old age, again. 🙏

Something stemming from me being overweight.

Climate change? WWIII? I dunno...

If i get the chance to retire then it will be of old age.

Suicide is possible for me but i am in a much better place then i use to be so i may have avoided that at least for now.

I drive a lot for work so hit by a car or accidentally murdered by some trigger happy moron who forgot they ordered food are both fairly likely

Butt too small

1. Hit by a vehicle
2. Natural causes

Most likely a skiing/mountain biking/car/surfing/hiking/tragic boating accident would be my best guess, other than cancer... If you're not suicidal, a risk taker or into extreme sports it's most likely going to be cancer though

Some kind of vascular accident or cancer I guess ¯_(ツ)_/¯

1 car accident 2 age related (heart attack, cancer, getting sick when too old to deal with normal sicknesses) 3 firearms accident 4 house fire 5 underestimating a sickness Edit to add 6 workplace accident (manufacturing)

Melanoma. I've already had like a dozen pre-cancerous moles removed.

I'm Canadian. I'll probably die in an internment camp for Trump Derangement Syndrome when the US annexes us.