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[–] [email protected] 164 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Peak masculinity is having cheek dimples so deep that your partner can use them to hold salsa dip when you're sleeping on your side

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 week ago (4 children)

And ears so big they can be used as handles. For reasons.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Damn, I am not caring about my girl enough. Take my upvote! :)

[–] [email protected] 133 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Time to dox OP. Run it through feminizing filter 37 times. Then maybe a step or two more for reasons.....

[–] [email protected] 89 points 1 week ago

This took such a long time, finally we can dox OP!

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 week ago

Start at male, run feminization filter then run masculinization filter. Repeat until reaching top nonbinary level.

[–] [email protected] 108 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago

This is the only time in that game I used saves to cheat until I knocked him out.

[–] [email protected] 102 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

Exactly what I was thinking lol

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[–] [email protected] 64 points 1 week ago

Technically speaking, it’s just a local maximum

[–] [email protected] 47 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 week ago

It took AI 37 times to show you what spongebob had shown long time ago

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 week ago

Something about it gives me Morrowind face model vibes

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 week ago

OP is 37 degrees away from peak masculinity. We need more people to do this to determine the correct amount of ridicule they deserve.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Masculinity is when early hominid with 3+ drug addictions.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

We're an early hominid from a certain point of view

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I think I saw him oblivion once.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago

I-It's you! The hero of Kvatch!

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago

You saw him oblivion? How does one oblivion?

[–] Snowpix 21 points 1 week ago

According to this meme, the local meth addicts are the manliest men to ever man.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Dude looks like he's dripped out for his trial at The Hague

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I wonder if everyone converges to the same fixed point. Is masculinity transformation a contraction?

[–] Kowowow 15 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I wonder if changed the shirt at all because that looks pretty close to a nazi uniform

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

He does look like he wants you to buy Nazi gold and you should shoot him in Wolfenstein.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Odds are the original picture is from WWII.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Or it's a tracksuit

One of the two

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago

Cauliflower ear is pretty manly I guess

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago

Channing Tatum and Jason Statham sitting in a tree. K. I. S. S. I. N. G. First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes this dude in their baby carriage.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

If alpha male why female skull shape?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

He's got them good listener ears

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

It's Vinnie Jones!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

Like looking in the mirror

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Masculinity is... Inhuman? Cool

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

38th time is the charm

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Looks like that guy in that movie, he was pretty masculine.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Masculinity needs to make a comeback

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