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[–] [email protected] 44 points 2 weeks ago (11 children)

Assuming a qwerty keyboard, this didn't happen

[–] [email protected] 95 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (3 children)

could have happened on a canadian french qwerty keyboard: ! is shift-1, and " is shift-2

Picture of a canadian french QWERTY keyboard, centered on the 1 and 2 keys. The 1 key as the exclamation mark above the 1, and the 2 key has the quotation mark above the 2.

this could have happened on other layouts too, probably

[–] [email protected] 41 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

German qwertz is the same in that regard

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (3 children)

Wait till you see AZERTY (French) They need to use ZQSD for gaming lmao

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

A fate fitting for being fr*nch /s

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

oh god what horror that layout is

you need shift to type numbers????

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

It's great in mobas where skills are universally referred to by their default binding on qwerty (since most layouts have qwer on those keys). So sometimes unaware french people talk about their a and z skills and everyone else is just confused

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Also in Dvorak “ is below !

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

As a Dvorak typist, I have done this.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

Cyrillic too

[–] [email protected] 33 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

It may have not been a typo in the sense they hit the wrong key attempting to type an exclamation point, but a Freudian slip of their mind while typing that caused them to type the quotation mark.

Like if you were to look at Venus and want to say "Venus is bright tonight" but instead say "My penis is pretty big." It's a really common mistake.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

On a German keyboard, I think ! Is Shift-1 and " is Shift-2, but we measure in cm so the message wouldnt make sense

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

I chuckled :p

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 weeks ago

It works out for Dvorak.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

UK keyboards have the " and the @ symbols reversed from the US layout.
And we mix and match our units of measurement. So
milk = liters.
Beer = pints.
Distance = miles (if driving).
Distance = km if running or cycling.
Distance = inches if penis

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Why make it easy when it could be complicated...

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago

Depends on the layout. My QWERTZ has ! on shift-4 and " on shift-2.

Lots of bilingual peeps have multiple layouts on hot-swap.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I think I disagree, " is right next to the enter key?

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

You don't k"ow that!

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[–] [email protected] 39 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Could have been avoided by using metric.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Side note: if you say you're 6.5" long, it sounds like you care too much about that extra half inch. If you say you're 17cm, that's just how long you are.

You're welcome, penis owners.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

Sounds just smaller, metric bad.

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[–] [email protected] 36 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I'm sorry, is this some sort of imperial joke I'm too metric to understand?

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 weeks ago

Yes. He's offering his 15 cm

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago

Roughly the size of an average penis. Makes it seem like he just offered to give her the "D".

Which is a trip right to HR.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 34 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 34 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Yes but only for 6 seconds

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

" also means seconds. 1h23m45s = 1h23’45”. Same for subdivisions of degrees, 12°34'56"N, which are actually also called minutes and seconds.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Not all at the same time, mind

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 weeks ago

Could have avoided "!" altogether, and send "For you I have 720"

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I (mid 30s woman) am boss and I txtd one of my guys who isn't around very often (he works a different shift basically, sometimes we overlap, usually we don't)

"Hey 60 year old married man when you have a minute. Swing by my office, I've got something for you."

I had a company gift to give him.

Auto complete decided the lips emoji was the best ending to my TXT. You know, the sexy red kissy lips.

I NEVER use that emoji. I never use emojis, when I told this story to other workers who I TXT regularly they were like "you yeah write out jazz hands or *sparkle emoji"

But my phone knew what that innocent TXT needed. Awkward, potentially work relationship ruining lips.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This is why I just...hate touch screen keyboards. T9 never made that kind of editorial decision, and a physical QWERTY keyboard with no software correction running at all didn't either.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I think the problem is you hate autocorrect and not the keyboard itself. I don't have autocorrect on mine and it's fine

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

On my keyboard, those keys are pretty far apart

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

Different keyboard layouts. The big difference between UK and US layouts tends to be swapping the " and @ symbols, so on a UK keyboard the ! is shift+1 and the " is shift+2.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

Maybe not on mobile keyboards? Giving the benefit of a doubt here.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

Estonian layout for an example has " on 2 shift + 2 and @ is alt gr + 2. ! Remains on shift + 1

We don't use inches much at all though. But I'm sure there are other layouts with " on 2

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago

Ask for 5' , get 6"

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago

That makes more sense than 12 hours

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago

6 arc seconds, not a very well rounded individual

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

At the equator, that's like 600 feet.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

I used to have the habit of sending 'kk' instead of 'ok'. Boss was a black woman. One day she messaged me and in response I put one too many ks....so 'kkk'. I profusely apologized and she laughed it off but yeah, that was the end of me doing that, haha.

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