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Maybe he'll be gored by a walrus.

Let’s be honest here, the US likely has comprehensive plans for invading every country, including multiple backups to account for different contingencies.

The concerning part here is that someone in a top position is just casually talking about it.

It's noise, junk to get attention away from other things.

What the fuck?!? Why do these nazi’s have such a hard on for Greenland?

I mean I understand that with the melting ice, there are strategic shipping lanes and some rare elements that you’d get with Greenland but for fucks sake we can’t just take it because it’s the new hotness.

The Pentagon has contingency plans for every situation they can imagine. This is not news so much as it's just another example of Hesgeth being a fucking moron. They have plans to invade everywhere, they have contingency plans to counterattack against a Canadian invasion for fuck sake. They have these plans because if a situation arises, you don't have the time to be cooking up new plans. Hesgeth acting like this is actually a plan that's being considered it just another example of why he's not fit to manage a godamn Mcdonalds, much less anything important.

Has he forwarded the plans to the signal group chat yet?

To be clear, the Pentagon has dusty filing cabinets full of playbooks and wargaming scenarios ranging from plausible to outrageous that various think tanks have cooked up over the years. There is almost certainly a plan to fight an extraterrestrial invasion. I recall one being made about a zombie outbreak during that pop culture craze. We've had plans to invade Canada and Mexico wholesale for decades at least. Their existence doesn't inherently mean that anyone at the Pentagon takes the possibility of the scenario seriously. They're thought exercises as much as they are preparation for the unlikely.

If necessary.

We expecting Greenland to launch nukes or something?

Greenland isn't a particularly hard place to conquer. It's a tiny population and we literally already have military there. The challenge isn't tactical, it's diplomatic. It'd be a lot more meaningful to ask whether we have contingencies for war with Europe or losing all our bases there.

Hint: it's not necessary and never will be.

...Honestly, it would be best if Fascist America attacked Greenland, Canada, Mexico, and California simultaneously. That kind of malicious action would almost certain get the Trump Regime's dick stuck into a hornet's nest.

Not saying it should happen. But if the regime is dead set on attacking Greenland, it should be in the stupidest way possible.

Seriously? Invade Greenland? Who's going to even allow that. The Whitehouse can't just declare war without provocation.

It would literally take an act of congress to ratify such an act.

The only silver lining is that he will text all the strategies out to the world so everyone has a heads up of where to be or not to be.

Or is he just saying that so we’ll talk about that not his signal chat?

And I'm sure the EU has plans to defend it, next question.

If we invade Greenland, I vow to do what I can to not die an American citizen.

I'd be ashamed to be buried here at this point already.

"Contingent" on what, Kegsbreath?

Greenland making fun of Trump?

Denmark still refusing to "sell" it?

Trumpy needing yet another distraction from some stupid shit he's doing he wants to hide?

You getting cranky from the DTs?

They have plans for all sorts of shit and 99% of them are never used.

This is decades old policy. Contingency plans for every crazy unlikely scenario you can dream up

I'm waiting for more ingo on that on Signal. We should get more info from these idiots any moment now...

A contingency in case of...what?

The US military should never mobilize against itself....oh, there's oill...

"If necessary"