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[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 days ago (5 children)

I heard that you could give your strawberries a vinegar wash to keep them fresh. I was skeptical but I literally just tried this for the first time a week ago today.

I just checked my fridge and the strawberries are still fresh and not moldy or squishy. So yeah, give it a shot!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

What ratio of vinegar to water?

Edit: for those curious it’s 1:3 vinegar to water. It works as vinegar has some anti microbial properties so it kills germs.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

3 parts water to 1 part vinegar. Soak them for about 10 minutes, then rinse them off and put in a separate container.

I've heard people say they just soak the entire plastic container, but I didn't try that.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

Thanks for the response. I’ll definitely be trying my this and it seems from my cursory searches that it is a thing, not that I doubted you.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago (2 children)

take strawberry, coat in sour cream, dip in brown sugar, eat. strawberries gone in an hour. <3

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

I usually skip the 2nd and the 3rd steps. But yeah, they don't usually last enough to go bad.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Take strawberries, open tub of vanilla ice cream, complain about being fat later. 👌

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

We keep a 1:3 around for everything. Grapes, counter cleanup, cat puke on the hardwood floor at 3am.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Yup all berries. I was told by a trained chef, 10%, but I'm sure if u use 1:3 like the person below, you'll be fine.

[–] HugeNerd 3 points 2 days ago

I'll have to try that, I am tired of spoilage.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

Been doing this with strawberries, blueberries, and blackberries for the last year or so. Works pretty well!

Raspberries can't handle it, though. Just immediately went to mush, though they didn't mold

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Look at the paper thingy lining the bottom. That thingy should be clean and unmarked. Strawberries ripen after being picked so you don't want to select the ripest berries unless you want to eat them quickly.

Like with most produce it is about knowing how to select them. In many cases there is a national group/council for whatever fruit, nut ir veg you are thinking about and they have guides as to how to best pick things and what season to expect the best produce.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago

i just get em at the farm. they don't got a paper thing there.

still only last a day, but y'know.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)

If you guys think strawberries are troublemakers? You should check raspberries. They start making moonshine after just few hours at room temperature...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Fucking finger berry bastards

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

i ate two strawberries please charge me for them

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

We went to a farm and picked fresh stawberries last month. My partner baked a pie to keep them from spoiling.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

One time, when I was working the Fresh department at Walmart, our truck of produce for stocking arrived and all the Driscoll branded fruits were already moldy. IDK how widespread that brand is, but fuck Driscoll.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

Damn O'Driscolls

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago

I have to avoid certain supermarkets because they only sell pre-moldy strawbs.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

or we grow beards!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

I got strawberries yesterday and they're already a lil mushy. I'm so pissed

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

This is why when I'm canning strawberries I buy them the day before canning cause otherwise half will be "haha fuck you"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

I feel seen

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

I kind of like strawberries when they go a little overripe.