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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

RULES:

  1. Your post must be a screen capture of a microblog-type post that includes the UI of the site it came from, preferably also including the avatar and username of the original poster. Including relevant comments made to the original post is encouraged.
  2. Your post, included comments, or your title/comment should include some kind of commentary or remark on the subject of the screen capture. Your title must include at least one word relevant to your post.
  3. You are encouraged to provide a link back to the source of your screen capture in the body of your post.
  4. Current politics and news are allowed, but discouraged. There MUST be some kind of human commentary/reaction included (either by the original poster or you). Just news articles or headlines will be deleted.
  5. Doctored posts/images and AI are allowed, but discouraged. You MUST indicate this in your post (even if you didn't originally know). If an image is found to be fabricated or edited in any way and it is not properly labeled, it will be deleted.
  6. Absolutely no NSFL content.
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[–] TabbsTheBat@pawb.social 81 points 1 month ago (6 children)

Does the Doctor even have a job? I think he's just a time travelling hobo essentially

[–] titter@lemmy.world 33 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Time travelling anti-murder-hobo

[–] TabbsTheBat@pawb.social 20 points 1 month ago

Actually to gallifreyans he's just a var vet hippie who stole an RV and preaches anti-war isn't he?

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[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 58 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Fuck, I am a delivery boy. Granted I get a cool space ship but I am still a delivery boy

[–] mech@feddit.org 20 points 1 month ago

Isn't the main character a kleptomanic robot?

[–] Rusty 13 points 1 month ago

Futurama or Firefly?

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 36 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Look at me. I'm the Taskmaster now

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[–] inari@piefed.zip 30 points 1 month ago (7 children)
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[–] TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works 26 points 1 month ago (1 children)

A witch on the boiling isles? Cool!

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[–] silt_haddock@lemmy.world 24 points 1 month ago

Is the Avatar a job? If so, it would probably have some perks, aside from a perpetual target on your back

[–] rockandsock@lemmy.world 22 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Saving mankind from the Goa'ould and the Replicators by exploring new planets using the Stargate to make alliances and aquire advanced weapons and technology for Earth to fight back with.

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[–] webghost0101@sopuli.xyz 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I get to be a lower deck starfleet commander in a post scarcity universe.

Thats even better then winning the lottery!!

[–] SirSamuel@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Maybe we can be bunk mates on the Cerritos

[–] AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@piefed.social 18 points 1 month ago (5 children)

So... I got summoned to another world with a single power: access to an online grocery store with instant delivery. I'm good at cooking but since my ability doesn't involve fighting, I got expelled from the "hero party". Now a mythical fenrir has made a familiar contract with me and protects me as long as I cook him delicious meals.

It's not a bad way of life I must say.

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[–] vpol@feddit.uk 16 points 1 month ago (4 children)
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[–] genuineparts@infosec.pub 14 points 1 month ago

Woohoo! I'm a delivery boy!

[–] xorollo@leminal.space 13 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 8 points 1 month ago

I have no clue how the three seashells work.

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[–] Krauerking@lemy.lol 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Bojack Horseman.

So I guess I get paid to be miserable and destroy my own life... Well at least I will get paid for it now.

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[–] Potti@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

Bounty hunter it is I guess, so long space cowboy

Olympic figure skater. You may find me in the ER with multiple ripped tendons and overworked muscles, maybe a dislocated joint if we are getting fancy.

[–] smiletolerantly@awful.systems 12 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Captain of the USS Voyager. Nice.

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[–] aaaa@piefed.world 11 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I just finished an episode of Doom Patrol, and I'm not sure where to begin with this question

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[–] Sanctus@anarchist.nexus 11 points 1 month ago

I really regret watching Invincible last night

[–] Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I'm an astronaut lost in space with a crew of aliens and Muppets.

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[–] johsny@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

Delivering packages for prof Farnsworth.

[–] Boolean@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (4 children)

~~Resident~~ Attending in a busy US emergency room - urrrgh

[–] bigfish@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Charge nurse*. She is the main character whenever she's in frame, no question.

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[–] Pudutr0n@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

I'm a helicopter pilot for an antarctic military research outpost, and I have a thing for flamethrowers.

I mean... could be worse.

[–] Caesium@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

ah fuck. Last thing I watched was Iron Lung

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[–] Frostbeard@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Richard Dean Anderson as Jack O'Neill in SG-1. Unless I get the relevant skills we are all fucked

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[–] Pratai@piefed.ca 9 points 1 month ago

An autistic ER surgeon. Even in meme-fantasy world, I can’t escape my neurodivergence.

[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Whatever the girl from fallout's job was I guess.

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[–] proudblond@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

Space station commander… and later captain, but we’re not there yet. (Hubby’s first watch, my second.)

[–] shittydwarf@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 month ago

I am running a space station and leading a coalition of aliens in a fight for survival in a war against the shadows

[–] Crozekiel@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

There are shockingly few new recruits to Starfleet here...

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[–] Jayve@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Delivering pizza to a sorority house with no cash.

[–] TypFaffke@feddit.org 8 points 1 month ago

I'm a knight of the seven kingdoms

[–] normalentrance@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Guess I'm solving x-files now

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[–] Xanthobilly@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Oh god. The Pitt.

[–] letsgo2themall@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I've been watching Fringe, so that's fun.

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I watched Sphere, so I am now a therapist. Shoulda watched Event Horizon second... Then I would have been a spaceship captain 😮‍💨

[–] Samsy@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Spaceship Captain of the Event Horizon? Oh god, why?

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[–] butwhyishischinabook@piefed.social 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)
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[–] Redacted@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 month ago

Fuck damnit im a fed.

[–] schnurrito@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 1 month ago

Pokémon trainer, doesn't sound too bad, I remember fantasizing about that in my childhood mainly because I knew more about that than adults 😁

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