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[–] [email protected] 62 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Don't bring that thought into reality.

[–] [email protected] 82 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

You can picture it, can't you. The entire thing covered in shitty gold spray paint. My God, it's becoming so clear now...

Edit: Fun fact, Grok wouldn't create the same image featuring Kamala Harris.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

No that’s not right - you gotta lose the torch and make it look like he’s “sending his heart out to the world”

Edit: also, holy censorship, Batman :O that is wild.

[–] humanspiral 5 points 21 hours ago

Could you set the arm at a slightly lower and rightward angle? Open palm, maybe?

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

Tacheon particles traveling backwards through (what you perceive as) time are clouding visibility into the near future

[–] [email protected] 53 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Images from the Future are usually not as clear.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Wait until that 20/20 hindsight

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Far fewer visionaries emerged in 2020 than those of us with a penchant for puns would have liked 🫤

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

Good point 😁