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[–] [email protected] 119 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (4 children)

I could legitimately see this happening, by now. Fox News builds it up for a week, then Trump/Musk make a big spectacle of sending it back and replacing it with a giant statue of Trump.

[–] [email protected] 68 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Don't bring that thought into reality.

[–] [email protected] 93 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (3 children)

You can picture it, can't you. The entire thing covered in shitty gold spray paint. My God, it's becoming so clear now...

Edit: Fun fact, Grok wouldn't create the same image featuring Kamala Harris.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 61 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Images from the Future are usually not as clear.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Wait until that 20/20 hindsight

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Far fewer visionaries emerged in 2020 than those of us with a penchant for puns would have liked 🫤

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Tacheon particles traveling backwards through (what you perceive as) time are clouding visibility into the near future

[–] humanspiral 6 points 3 months ago

Could you set the arm at a slightly lower and rightward angle? Open palm, maybe?

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 months ago

replacing it with a giant statue of Trump.

Made of plastic, made in China

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago

They'd probably melt it down instead, just to avoid giving it back.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

A giant dump would also fit to the current timeline.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

They're the same picture.

[–] [email protected] 103 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

Until they replace it with a Trump statue

[–] [email protected] 57 points 3 months ago (3 children)

wtf I love the French now.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Love you too bro. Now riot

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Not just yet... we're waiting for checks notes the government to individually wrong every last one of us directly while not hurting our enemies in any way

I mean not me, My pitchfork is fresh, but I'm not going out until there's a crowd :) Murderbots will be hunting me down in the street.

My real worry is that instead of calling on the military to quell violence, they'll call the military industrial complex who will send in the murder drones.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

My real worry is that instead of calling on the military to quell violence, they’ll call the military industrial complex who will send in the murder drones.

Some programming wizard needs to secretly program empathy into these

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

secretly program

I fear Asimov's three rules are not going to make it into the GOP Murderbots.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago

I mean, they're the country we probably owe the most to.

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[–] [email protected] 48 points 3 months ago

He is not wrong.

[–] humanspiral 39 points 3 months ago (2 children)

"Welcoming huddled masses" is no longer US policy. Statue of Liberty is "woke propaganda", and US should now welcome getting rid of it. No horribly inappropriate/misplaced Ukraine warmongering justification needed.

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Someone's been keeping tabs on the price of copper.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago (24 children)

To whom? Macron, who refuses to respect the will of the voters, and continues to elevate the far right in France?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Thank you; people keep getting excited whenever France makes moves towards forms of leadership these days but I can't help but suspect that Macron doesn't want to eradicate the global hegemony America had held through recent history but put France in its place.

Demanding back a gift given in celebration of America's abolition of slavery solely on the basis that France was the one to gift it (i.e. ownership) is too on-the-nose, even if you tried.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

You don’t need to suspect. He’s confirmed it plenty of times. He will shut the country down before allowing the left to seize power.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

What's the opposite of eating the onion? I saw this elsewhere this morning and though haha, that's obviously satire.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

Throwing up an onion

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago

I think we should if they pay us for the shipping charges in French-made guillotines. We need a lot of those in the US right now.

[–] LillyPip 9 points 3 months ago

Oh hey, look at the meme I made and posted 6 years ago on Reddit, the last time this xenophobic moron was in office. It’s almost like we could have predicted this shit.

But no, I was ‘hyperbolic’ and ‘alarmist’ at the time.

(Sorry for the Reddit link, it was this:)

Title: I’m sure Macron would be very happy to work out travel arrangements.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago (2 children)

That's rich coming from a party which saved the (partially) far right government from dissolution.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Y'all can come take it, I'm not gonna stop you but I'm also not going to pay for it

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