Someone's been keeping tabs on the price of copper.
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To whom? Macron, who refuses to respect the will of the voters, and continues to elevate the far right in France?
Thank you; people keep getting excited whenever France makes moves towards forms of leadership these days but I can't help but suspect that Macron doesn't want to eradicate the global hegemony America had held through recent history but put France in its place.
Demanding back a gift given in celebration of America's abolition of slavery solely on the basis that France was the one to gift it (i.e. ownership) is too on-the-nose, even if you tried.
You don’t need to suspect. He’s confirmed it plenty of times. He will shut the country down before allowing the left to seize power.
That's rich coming from a party which saved the (partially) far right government from dissolution.
This feels appropriate
"Welcoming huddled masses" is no longer US policy. Statue of Liberty is "woke propaganda", and US should now welcome getting rid of it. No horribly inappropriate/misplaced Ukraine warmongering justification needed.
Thought that this was a joke originally.
Y'all can come take it, I'm not gonna stop you but I'm also not going to pay for it
Well, no, it would be us paying for it. Taxes aren't yours, they're ours.
THAAAAAT'S THE SPIRIT
wtf I love the French now.
Love you too bro. Now riot
Not just yet... we're waiting for checks notes the government to individually wrong every last one of us directly while not hurting our enemies in any way
I mean not me, My pitchfork is fresh, but I'm not going out until there's a crowd :) Murderbots will be hunting me down in the street.
My real worry is that instead of calling on the military to quell violence, they'll call the military industrial complex who will send in the murder drones.
My real worry is that instead of calling on the military to quell violence, they’ll call the military industrial complex who will send in the murder drones.
Some programming wizard needs to secretly program empathy into these
secretly program
I fear Asimov's three rules are not going to make it into the GOP Murderbots.
I mean, they're the country we probably owe the most to.
I could legitimately see this happening, by now. Fox News builds it up for a week, then Trump/Musk make a big spectacle of sending it back and replacing it with a giant statue of Trump.
replacing it with a giant statue of Trump.
Made of plastic, made in China
A giant dump would also fit to the current timeline.
They're the same picture.
They'd probably melt it down instead, just to avoid giving it back.
Don't bring that thought into reality.
You can picture it, can't you. The entire thing covered in shitty gold spray paint. My God, it's becoming so clear now...
Edit: Fun fact, Grok wouldn't create the same image featuring Kamala Harris.
Could you set the arm at a slightly lower and rightward angle? Open palm, maybe?
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This is pretty funny tbh.
Until they replace it with a Trump statue
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