I had a coworker who used to dress like this, his go-to was a naval peacoat with a top hat.
On Halloween he came to work wearing a hoodie and jeans and it freaked everyone out.
this post was submitted on 24 Apr 2024
738 points (97.3% liked)
Funny
7939 readers
1010 users here now
General rules:
- Be kind.
- All posts must make an attempt to be funny.
- Obey the general sh.itjust.works instance rules.
- No politics or political figures. There are plenty of other politics communities to choose from.
- Don't post anything grotesque or potentially illegal. Examples include pornography, gore, animal cruelty, inappropriate jokes involving kids, etc.
Exceptions may be made at the discretion of the mods.
founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
On Halloween he came to work wearing a hoodie and jeans and it freaked everyone out.
That's one hell of a long game. Respect.
did you offer to marry him?
No dowry?
Obvs out of my league.
Knew a guy who wore a trenchcoat, black, and a kilt, standard red tartan, even when it was 110 out.
Was chilling with his younger brother one day bitching about how fucking hot it was when this badass walks up in said attire with his guitar slung over his shoulder, goes "shut up you pussies", pulls out his guitar, and does a bit of improv chords while singing the last couple of things we'd said, something like "it's hot as balls out here"
I wish I could be even a 10th as cool as that guy was, because goddamn
load more comments
(1 replies)
The long con
load more comments
(1 replies)
I would want to exude this energy:
But I know I would exude this energy:
If I looked like this, I'd have to beat the women back with a stick!
Because they are filthy peasants of course and I can't have them touching my finery. Also my wrists would be too delicate to wield a stick, so I'd have a boy for that.
No need to use a stick - if you're The Macaroni, you're allowed to use your.........elbows
load more comments
(2 replies)
load more comments
(5 replies)
load more comments
(13 replies)
They’re just after his chocolate factory.
If you take away the top hat it doesn't even look that old fashioned lol just like a really well dressed guy
The top hat makes it though.
Yeah I like the top hat too, I'm just saying that's the only part that makes it seem "historical"
It’s equal parts classy and sassy.
load more comments
(1 replies)
What about the cane?
Accessibility is very modern
The cane gives it some hipster flair lol
load more comments
(6 replies)
A really well dressed guy that lives in a cool climate. You wouldn't wear that shit in Texas or Florida or Missouri.
The upper class did, even before air conditioning. I don't know how they did it.
Probably with the aid of their fainting couch.
I'd love a fainting couch, all I have is this stupid blackout futon.
load more comments
(2 replies)
load more comments
(2 replies)
Perhaps it is this man’s display of the wealth required to buy these dandy clothes which procures said marriage proposals.
Meanwhile I, despite flawless erudition, am judged by my daily wear of “wife beater” apparel. I blame the casual utterance of such profanities.
If my tank top offends any woman for being wife beater toppage, I say to her “Madam, I have no wife. Would you please to hand me another beer from yonder fridge?”
this whole thread hurts me. ugh
guy makes his own clothes, or at least that was the case originally.
i have big respect. let the man slay. you're welcome to your wife-beaters, and others are welcome to their finery.
load more comments
(1 replies)
load more comments
(13 replies)
I've met people like this. They tend to have delusions about their wierd thing. Im confident those proposals were mostly in his head or from one off jests.
I'm a school bus driver and I've been proposed to by third-graders. I don't exactly take them seriously since I'm older than their grandparents.
load more comments
(4 replies)
I wonder where he finds the money to get these clothes that are probably tailored. Must've cost a fortune.
Someone shared a link to his socials, he does his own tailoring.
That's honestly very cool. As long as he's not being an ass about it, I think it's neat that he's expressing himself on a daily basis and wearing what makes him happy.
load more comments
(1 replies)
That's so fucking cool. Good on him.
load more comments
(2 replies)
I just wear shit from gap and have been married three times
get on my level noob
load more comments
(1 replies)
While very cool, I have to say I was not expecting the stripteases in all of his videos
Wtf i know this guy he’s a friend if mines younger brother, haven’t seen him in years now but he does always look that dapper
It says "countless offers of marriage" but not that it was women offering to marry him. So it could also be dudes. Schrödinger's sexuality I guess.
load more comments
(7 replies)
Just use regency era dating standards, showing ankles is basically a proposal right?
That is one dapper motherfucker
Plot twist: the marriage offers are all from a single obsessed stalker.
Oh, innumerable offers! Manifold! Multitudinous!
One might even say - a plethora!
load more comments
(4 replies)
view more: next ›