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I cause soft tissue damage

I go to people's houses and steal their books.

I disorganize rare books and artifacts 😔

I now make it impossible for trade schools to be publicly funded.

I decommission computers with a very efficient inventory and documentation system.

Efficient desktop destroyer

Traumatise people.

Could be fun for a while!

I become a Asset Liability Mismanagement specialist.

My job is to devise an investment strategy and corresponding pension benefit structure that maximises the chance that the pension fund runs out of money before all pensions are paid, and does so as quickly as possible while taking as much risk as possible.

So basically what pension schemes did in the 80s and 90s.

I assemble and disassemble industrial machinery for final testing. I already do the opposite of what I do?

I make chemical weapons to kill millions.

I'm now taking digital databases and write them by hand in an unnecessarily vomplicated fashion to paper while making up a story for each entry.

I break bones...

I think I work at Crowdstrike now

Visit people's houses and take their food.

A super hierarchical and meaningless job in a big company, for which I'm well-paid. I have a lot of colleagues and I hate them. I have no right to initiative and strict but quiet schedules.

I make up pseudoscience? I guess?

btw gravity is fake, the earth is flat

I have to make sure life is as difficult as possible, and squash all opportunity for learning and growth for the most affluent, able and healthy people who exist in our society.

What do I do....

I guess my job is everything.

Edit: And I guess no more recovering from medical stuff. Maybe about 2 years from now I'll be post surgery enough to start working again.

Having.a job instead of waiting for the next quarter of college. As to what the job is, couldn't tell you.

I guess now I ensure that hot water heaters will explode?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rGWmONHipVo&pp=ygUfbXl0aGJ1c3RlcnMgd2F0ZXIgaGVhdGVyIHJvY2tldA%3D%3D

I encourage people to use drugs in the most dangerous way possible. Occasionally kidnapping people from hospitals or rehabs and then dump them on the streets.

I am now an oil baron.

I'm sitting at home with PTSD from deployment instead of working, so the opposite would be me working without PTSD. That would be great, where do I sign?

I destroy aircraft tools. Sometimes I also make them.

I do not sell software. Don’t install it. If you try to anyway and have questions, I will provide instructions on how to completely fuck your integration up.

I'm a pastor who rails on the demonic music of today.

I sit and listen while old people complain about music all day.