this post was submitted on 18 Feb 2025
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A place to post your Cybertruck fails! We're here to make fun of this hunk of shit and throw as much shade as we can to that garbage bag of a human elon.

No doxxing No slurs No racism And no fucking nazis!

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[–] 0ndead@infosec.pub 94 points 2 months ago (20 children)
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[–] satans_methpipe@lemmy.world 45 points 2 months ago

He looks to be on verge of tears. What a bland life if your identity is so tightly wrapped around the swasticar.

[–] Pronell@lemmy.world 39 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Hate speech?

Fuck off, fascist. You never believed in it before.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 2 points 2 months ago

I'm not sure hate speech can even really be applied to vehicles. Oh, and it definitely isn't misinformation, as they are probably terrible.

[–] breadsmasher@lemmy.world 27 points 2 months ago

swasti-car? genius

[–] carl_dungeon@lemmy.world 24 points 2 months ago (2 children)

This guy jerks to elons weird chested swimsuit pix.

[–] modifier 8 points 2 months ago

I knew exactly what you were referring to, and I honestly just have to sit with that for a minute. That's bleak.

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[–] billwashere@lemmy.world 23 points 2 months ago

What a fucking whiney douchebag. Your solution is to run to mommy and tattle?

[–] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 22 points 2 months ago

What a fucking dork.

[–] HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Ulrich_the_Old 15 points 2 months ago

Don't worry that you do not have the self awareness to be ashamed and embarrassed about owning a tesla product everyone who sees you driving it is ashamed and embarrassed for you.

[–] Nulubez@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 months ago

Wee wiitle naziwagen

[–] DrBob 13 points 2 months ago (2 children)

What's the first vehicle slur?

[–] ElectroLisa@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 2 months ago

Swastitruck, I guess

[–] Atropos@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I gotta know so I can start using it!

[–] don@lemm.ee 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Atropos@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

Oh, yeah it could be. The difference in censoring approach confused me.

[–] circuitfarmer@lemmy.sdf.org 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] melvisntnormal@feddit.uk 3 points 2 months ago

The CybertrucKKK?

[–] DonAntonioMagino@feddit.nl 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] SoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It took me a few posts to realize it's not satire. He's just rage baiting.

[–] coronach@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 2 months ago

It really comes off as satire on some posts and rage baiting on others. It's really bizarre.

[–] BrazenSigilos@ttrpg.network 10 points 2 months ago

Hey look, a Nazimobile!

[–] takeda@lemm.ee 9 points 2 months ago

Well in this case it is clearly a dorkmobile.

[–] andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 months ago

Mein Fürher, these people are meeean to me, do something.

That guy walked an extra mile to buy not one of abundant Tesla cars but the elonvan specifically.

[–] match@pawb.social 6 points 2 months ago

I've been calling them cybercucks

[–] thespcicifcocean@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

shitasstruck?

[–] YesButActuallyMaybe 5 points 2 months ago

Thoughts and prayers

[–] sirico@feddit.uk 4 points 2 months ago

Anyone buying one before was a mug anyone holding onto one deserves the ridicule. It won't go away because you're butthurt and crying to the mods, welcome to the internet it's been 40 years of piss taking and calling out.

[–] potentiallynotfelix@lemmy.fish 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Is it just me that thinks this is satire? There's no way someone unironically said they'd report negative comments

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[–] Sunsofold@lemmings.world 3 points 2 months ago

Still leaves 'absurd dumpster truck' and 'blatant waste of money' and 'oversized trashcan lid' and 'penis substitute' wide open.

[–] WILSOOON@programming.dev 3 points 2 months ago

How about the 3rd regime mobile

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