Funny

Makes sense though because in America, everyone is American regardless of background, race, etc etc etc so people, in their search for ways to differentiate themselves from others, latch on to their heritage.

lmao I wonder if he's one of those guys who believes it's gay to wipe your ass

I still remember when someone came to /r/Wicked_Edge, a subreddit about straight razors, and asked to compare two disposable brands. People were as kind as possible.

I don't know, one guy has a real problem that needs to be addressed. The other guy is mad because people got mad at him for cosplaying an ethnic identity.

Americans ~~Italians~~ have embraced the pop culture caricature of themselves and become it.

When you learn that Vikings are also Germanic:

There is no escaping it, Gustav

I know i’m white

100% American.

Americans use ethnicity as a synonym for race. That's not formally correct. Wikipedia has it thusly:

An ethnicity or ethnic group is a group of people who identify with each other on the basis of perceived shared attributes that distinguish them from other groups.

If you don't know your ethnicity, then you don't have one. Except you do have one. White American certainly fits the definition.

I only know mine because I know the immigrant I descended from.

You missed the main one🤌🤌ma che cazzo

Maybe if you're mostly German, you learn to avoid wild hand gestures from a young age. Just to be safe, you know?

I have Italian ancestry and I've always found these guys to be cringe, but I also get why they do it . Many people in the United States yearn for meaning and interpersonal connection in their lives. "Being an Italian" provides a prepackaged, very commercialized possibility of community with little effort required - you're just born to it, so instant acceptance, right?

The reality is often less Soprano's chic and more "nonno and nonnina were illiterate farmhands who moved to the US for a better life. Nonno died from mystery cancer and all of nonnina's bones dissolved after birthing her 15th child at 24. Now chew nonnina's birthday cake for her".

Hon hon hon fellow baguette connoisseurs!

Tbh, I would be much more triggered by the fact that you gave your DNA to a private company for fun, than any "oui oui baguette" jokes

I'm French, ain't no way a french community doesn't fall for it, this might be the easiest one to troll.