It's another carbon monoxide poisoning poisoning
this post was submitted on 09 Mar 2025
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Anon will need a plumber because he got up in a daze to use the bathroom.
It's under the bed.
Do people actually do this?
People aren't buying all those butt plugs for decoration. People fall asleep. I don't imagine many people sleep with them on purpose, but certaintly possible to pass out with a butt plug in place.
Sorry, I thought the implication was that someone intentionally slept with one in. I don't know how you'd sleep like that.
Maybe? This came from 4Chan so it's very possible it could be entirely made up lol
Made up aaaaand?
Attracted to the same gender
4chan makes me believe it more in this case
"The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact."
Literally on 4chan as a header.
also, a statement by Fox News lawyers. (though maybe they used the word "entertainment" instead.)
Anything on 4chan I assume isn't real, but pretend it is. More fun that way.
I've done it before
Username checks out...
Women amirite
May I ask why? No disrespect intended, just trying to understand.
Was horny, it's hot
That's the thing. I'd be horny all night and wouldn't be able to sleep.
And you'll do it again?
It's not out of the realm of possibility
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Buttplug fairy takes the buttplug and leaves you with a shart.
Know your local mythology.
Shart Fariy 🧚💩
I like how he clarifies that he lives alone.
"Sure, one of my roommates could have come in and poked around in my butthole while I was sleeping. But no one was in a position to do such a thing."
Hey I had a roommate that would steal my inserted butt plugs while I was sleeping.
And then what?
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Occam's razor and all that
Occam's buttplug
It's a riddle. It was made of ice.
Anon needs to go to a hospital soon
but sadly, Anon is American
The worst condition of them all.
No shit.
Literally.
for OOP, yes
Did it have a flared end?
If yes:
It's in the toilet, he sleep walked and took a shit and doesn't remember.
or
He pooped it out while sleeping and his dog ate it.
If no:
Butt plug goblins.
They can be warded away with a metamucil potion.
Way worse than your dog eating your homework
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