When I was learning english as an inmigrant kid, I was like: why the fuck do they name the months
Because in Chinese, it was just numbers:
- January --> 一月 1st Month
- October --> 十月 10th Month
- December --> 十二月 12th Month
月 = Month
And the characters before are just a number
Simple
(Omg I did it again, I went on a rant about language... 🙃)