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[–] WoodScientist@sh.itjust.works 151 points 5 days ago (2 children)

There are fossilized humans. Fossilization really doesn't take that much time, geologically speaking; it just requires very specific conditions.

[–] Copythis@lemmy.world 20 points 5 days ago (4 children)

About how much time are we talkin here?

[–] Geobloke@lemm.ee 27 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] meep_launcher@lemm.ee 11 points 5 days ago (3 children)
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[–] psud@aussie.zone 7 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Human species before H. Sapiens

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I know there's some animal fossils in New Zealand that date back to its colonization by the ancestors of the Maori, so about the 1400s. Though I don't know if they are partially or fully fossilized.

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[–] obstbert@feddit.org 13 points 5 days ago

Also makes you wonder what fossils they mean, of the same species or then already extinct ones.

Because according to a quick Wikipedia search the oldest hominid fossils (?) are something like 7 millions years old

That's much much shorter than dinosaurs where around but hey " hominins are around long enough to unearth hominin fossils"!

[–] Mr_Fish@lemmy.world 126 points 5 days ago (6 children)

It is more chronologically accurate to show a t-rex being hit by a car than it is to show a t-rex eating a stegosaurus

[–] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 58 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (2 children)

I said I'm sorry. But if you're going to let your T-Rex out at night you should at least put a reflective collar on it.

[–] Frozengyro@lemmy.world 30 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Hi, I was just calling because I live down the street from you, and your daughter come to my house today and she kick my t-rex.

Your daughter come to my house today, And she come on my property and then she kick my t-rex. And now my t-rex needs operation.

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 36 points 5 days ago (1 children)

How cruel.

My T-Rex ist mostly armless

[–] Frozengyro@lemmy.world 13 points 5 days ago

That would be a knee slapper if I could reach.

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[–] irish_link@lemmy.world 25 points 5 days ago

This is the comparison I was looking for. It’s great to explain that media shows them together but untrue, it is a totally different idea to explain the staggering time difference between the two.

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 123 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (2 children)

This is only mind blowing because popular media likes to show every dinosaur at once. Like there's a lot of things depicting stegosaurus fighting T-Rex; but these animals never would have met. They're from entirely different periods.

[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 96 points 5 days ago (2 children)

How dare you suggest DinoTrux lied to us!!!

[–] OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 36 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (3 children)

If gasoline is made from dinosaurs, what did the Dinotrux run on?

[–] argh_another_username 46 points 5 days ago

The blood of their enemies!!!

[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 27 points 5 days ago (1 children)
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[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 10 points 5 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

DinoTrux drove the earth for such a long time BP Oil^®^ existed while DinoTrux drove the earth.

[–] Gloomy@mander.xyz 24 points 5 days ago

You can tell because non of them has feathers.

[–] negativenull@lemmy.world 41 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (2 children)

We live closer to the time of T-Rex than T-Rex lived to the time of Stegosaurus.

67 million years separate us from T-Rex.
83 million years separate T-Rex from Stegosaurus. (150 million years between us and Stegosaurus)

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 20 points 5 days ago (4 children)

on a similar note: When cleopatra lived, the pyramids were already ancient

[–] neatobuilds@lemmy.today 18 points 5 days ago (6 children)

Cleopatra lived closer to t-rex than us

[–] Pregnenolone@lemmy.world 8 points 5 days ago

You were born after cleopatra died 🫠🤑👻

Follow me for more Greece facts.

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[–] FoD@startrek.website 67 points 5 days ago (3 children)

This meme made me gasp loud enough that my girlfriend was worried something was wrong.

Then I had to explain that I'm 41 years old and was just shocked by a dinosaur fact.

[–] fossilesque@lemmy.dbzer0.com 36 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

To be fair, things can fossilise very quickly given ideal conditions. Still dinosaurs reigned for a lot more time than mammals and frankly nature is still feeling the loss in certain ways.

https://www.americanforests.org/article/the-trees-that-miss-the-mammoths/

[–] negativenull@lemmy.world 23 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Another fun fact (dino facts are the best facts): There are more "dinosaur" species alive today than there are mammal species.
11,000 bird species alive today (approx)
6,000 mammal species alive today (approx)

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[–] fossilesque@lemmy.dbzer0.com 25 points 5 days ago

Also, my favourite fact is we know almost nothing about dinosaurs from jungles and mountains. Most of our knowledge comes from wetland and oceanic creatures because of the way fossils are formed.

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 14 points 5 days ago

Forty-one?! You're practically a fossil!

[–] JimVanDeventer@lemmy.world 28 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Birds are considered to be dinosaurs. Birds exist now. We are finding dinosaur fossils now.

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 10 points 4 days ago

That's what the XKCD that was posted says. Mostly.

[–] nothacking@discuss.tchncs.de 30 points 4 days ago (6 children)
[–] Akasazh@lemmy.world 11 points 4 days ago

There's always a relevant xkcd

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[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

"Hey, isn't that Dave's skull?"

"Can't be, I just saw him this morning. Sure looks like him though. Weird."

[–] borokov@lemmy.world 18 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Also, water you are drinking has probably been peed by dinosaure. Several time. But probably not peed by a human.

[–] greenhorn@lemm.ee 7 points 4 days ago

Second relevant xkcd of the comments https://what-if.xkcd.com/74/

[–] kbal@fedia.io 24 points 5 days ago (5 children)
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[–] Baggie@lemmy.zip 4 points 3 days ago

I suddenly feel very small, but also the load off my shoulders lifted.

[–] wewbull@feddit.uk 11 points 4 days ago (4 children)

Which makes me ask, why were mammals able to evolve to produce an apex predator that relies on it's inventiveness (Humans) in quite a short time, but no similar "dinosaur" got to that point in a much longer period?

We're searching planets for signs of life as a pre-cursor to intelligent life, but there's no guarantee that life will evolve in the same direction as ours.

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 12 points 4 days ago (6 children)

Corvids and psittacines display human child level intelligence. They use tools. They recognize other people. Hell the psittacines can mimic speech.

I personally suspect it's a matter of energy density. Birds have to use almost all of their available calories on flying. Doesn't leave a lot of energy left over for a massively hungry brain. No clue what's holding back penguins, emus, and cassowaries.

[–] Digestive_Biscuit@feddit.uk 5 points 4 days ago

Most birds are extremely light and efficient. Their bones have evolved to be light weight to help with this. Some species even fly in a V formation to conserve energy.

Evolution doesn't mean get better or smarter. It just means the species can survive and keep reproducing. Emperor Penguins in Antarctica for example, where they nest in a place where there are no predators. It seems insane the hardship and their silly walk which takes forever. But it works.

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[–] psud@aussie.zone 3 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Evolution isn't aimed. A T-Rex needs to be good enough to hunt enough food.

Our ancient ancestors smashed the skulls of animals killed by African predators to eat the brains, smashed bones to eat the marrow.

Later as our ancestors became bigger and stronger they hunted and needed to communicate with each other to effectively track and take down an animal. Maybe they needed twenty words. Chickens have three words (or cluck patterns)

At the same time women collected stuff and needed to share how to identify this from that with younger women. They might have needed a hundred words.

Then those who could talk better were more attractive to the other sex than those who couldn't (even now being well spoken is attractive) then a few millions of years later we're making stone knives, hammers, axes; then ten minutes later aeroplanes and machine guns

In short: we had it hard enough we needed to share information. We later found communication sexy. T-Rex had no such trouble. We seem to be the only animal that solved "scavenging is dangerous" and "hunting is hard" with talking to each other rather than by getting bigger and getting claws or vicious teeth

I understand we selected for tall by fighting humans

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[–] Siegfried@lemmy.world 17 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Well, there are human fossiles aswell and we have been here for a pretty short time.

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[–] Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

OK, now I'm imagining dinosaur archaeologists (monocles and brushes, not bullwhips and quips).

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 days ago

There are still a few of them in government.

[–] Jumpingspiderman@lemmy.world 13 points 5 days ago

Well, there are plenty of hominid fossils and we humans are plentiful.

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