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[–] [email protected] 55 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

Vet med is like this because they don't really make specialized equipment for every animal. Was on a tour behind the scenes at a zoo and they used a traffic cone to administer anesthesia to a seal.

They don't make masks for anything besides dogs and cats and making tiny masks and putting them on small animals would be incredibly difficult.

[–] [email protected] 64 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

they creamed thems.. Sad

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

they used a traffic cone to administer anesthesia to a seal

But enough about my bachelor party!

making tiny masks and putting them on small animals would be incredibly difficult.

But also extremely cute. #WorthIt

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 weeks ago

making tiny masks and putting them on small animals would be incredibly difficult.

But also incredibly adorable.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Vet med is like this because they don’t really make specialized equipment for every animal.

... So, if this thing isn't a dedicated small animal anesthetiser, what am I looking at?

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

A small animal anethetiser which can fit a variety of small animals, not just one :)

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

They are vet masks. They are generic and come on different sizes. The largest one can fit several small animals. The smallest ones are for cats and tiny dogs. I think the largest one they make are for horses and cattle. But they have special fittings for straps. This ones are rubber ring ended so they are easier to use to makeshift a tiny gas chamber.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

We used a rigged cookie jar in my lab before small animal surgery Haha

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

It seems like something that could be improved by 3d printing.

I'm guessing that if a vet has to assist several animals of the same species maybe it could be possible to get some kind of mask that could fit most of them.

Although I'm not sure if that's something that would help or maybe it will just be more cumbersome.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Oh no, Dr Robotnik captured him.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

From the moment Dr Robotnik recognized the weaknesses of his (the hedgehogs) flesh...

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

All good until You accidentally push the "smoothie" button.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Hedgehog dust. Don't breathe this.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

now I've got the will it blend theme in my head

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

"Mommy, why is my smoothie all red and pointy?"

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I wouldn't call cactus fruit particularly exotic.

I typed this and then remembered that there are people who don't live in a desert.

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 weeks ago

He's hogboxing

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

We smokin hedgehog out of a glass pipe, blowing the lord's bubbles

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

We're smoking that Casino Night Zone chaos emerald, you piece of shit! The za got me jumping on missiles.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

We straight gassin, cuttin straight to the hedgehog. Ha ha, this shit ain’t nothin to me man.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

Bahaha that was a great watch, thanks!

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 weeks ago

"You know this plastic prison of theirs won't hold me forever. The war is still coming, Charles."

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago

Is this how pokeballs are made?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

They do this for a lot of small animals. My vet has a little cage with an adjustable top you can push down to reduce the volume, that they use for small animals

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

Free your mans? Do people actually talk like this?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago

Yes. See post for example

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

Sea urchins being named after hedgehogs, now this. My knowledge about hedgehog related things has greatly improved this week.... as for when I can use such knowledge, idk.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

That's pretty terrifying. You can see the somewhat muted apprehension on his face mixed with a hope that he will be out of it soon.

Of course, I'm putting human emotions onto an animal, but that's just because I can easily see myself in such a situation where I'm politely asked to step into a room and face a wall for a brief moment...

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Just in case, anesthesia != euthanasia

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Oh god! I genuinely did make that mistake. I was wondering why this morbid piece was being treated so lightly haha

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

I experienced your descent into madness. I think I might need some coffee

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

Yea my brain definitely forgot what anesthetize meant for like 3-4 seconds when I first opened the picture and it made me sad.. Then I was like wait no that's different. Then I was like but yea you could probably use this for the other thing too. Then I remembered the video youtube recommended to me about some guy that built his own gas chamber for cats out of a cooler and got sad again.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

what the hell happend here?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Animals experience the same emotions as we do.

It's just their understanding of the situation that might be lacking.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

My second paragraph was mostly just to excuse myself from mapping human emotions onto animal facial expressions.

He genuinely might be having the time of his life but we can't read him properly.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

We just put them in The Box™

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