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[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 minutes ago* (last edited 7 minutes ago)

Poor snowflake, they hurt her feelings :(

[–] [email protected] 2 points 16 minutes ago

Ive been yelling fuck elon musk at people in tesla vehicles since way before it was cool!!

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 hours ago

"dont swear at me with my kids around or i will beat the shit out of you in front of my kids and scar them for life!"

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 hours ago

Crazy that swearing in front of kids is bad but watching their dad fight someone is good. Maybe less about protecting his kids and more about insecurity.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

cringe but also, so is being verbally aggressive around children over a car

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 hours ago

God it would be hilarious if someone tried to pull me out of my car. Those kids will get a real lesson about their dad and consequences.

[–] skozzii 2 points 2 hours ago

Seems like it's just good, honest, hard working people buying these trucks..

[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 hours ago

If they really cared about their kids, then they wouldnt bought the most dangerous vehicle on the roads...

[–] [email protected] 21 points 5 hours ago

"I don't vote" yeah that's just as bad as voting republican.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 hours ago

why censor it?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 hours ago

I left the USA in 2019 but when I lived there, I had a 9mm with me when I left the house including when I was driving or riding my bicycle. More likely this tough guy would end up on the news and his 2 year old would end up an orphan. Only a fool thinks they can run up on someone else in America and it's going to be fine. Main character syndrome.

[–] [email protected] 101 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

Kid doesn't need to hear words but they apparently do need to see daddy beat the shit out of someone because his precious car identity fee fees were hurt

[–] [email protected] 37 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Daddy try to beat the shit out of someone.

I'm a man with the confidence to pick a fight with someone over their stupid fucking car in public, think he would take a second to wonder why I'm so confident?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 16 hours ago

He bought a cyber truck. No, he lacks all critical thinking and impulse control. He'll go to his grave mad and confused

[–] Revan343 15 points 18 hours ago

Kid doesn't need to hear words but they apparently do need to see daddy ~~beat the shit out of someone~~ get shot because his precious car identity fee fees were hurt

[–] [email protected] 19 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

I find it fairly reasonable to ask that you don't swear around kids. Unless they always have their kids with them to be used as a shield. Which, I mean... Elon did it, of course his followers would follow his lead. 🤷🏻‍♂️

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

i've never understood why that's reasonable, how is swearing harming kids?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

kids pick up swearwords quite easily.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 hours ago

how is that bad?

[–] [email protected] 178 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Don't yell obscenities in front of my kids or I'll beat you to pulp in front my kids.

[–] [email protected] 86 points 1 day ago

Also he could potentially get killed in front of his kids. But I guess that's not as bad as his kids hearing a "fuck you".

[–] SplashJackson 112 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

Does he think the people yelling at his car are on his facebook or something?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 hours ago

These people are attention seekers, which explains the CT purchase in the first place.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 19 hours ago

Tbf if I was a relative I'd be liable to do so lol. Though I'd keep it PG.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 20 hours ago

Quick heads-up to anyone actually planning on committing a potentially illegal act: Do not put it down in writing on a publicly accessible forum next to your name and image.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 17 hours ago

"when they r in the car"

Literacy skills that match the opinion 🤣

[–] [email protected] 48 points 22 hours ago (3 children)

In my neck of the woods, getting out of your car and charging angrily towards another car will get you shot or flattened.

[–] NotSteve_ 15 points 18 hours ago (6 children)

That does sound very American

[–] [email protected] 8 points 13 hours ago

Getting into a gunfight over a road rage incident with children present sounds pretty american tbh

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago)

Seriously. I'm from texas. Some people would happily let him come over to their car and start reaching in punching just to let it cross into castle doctrine/stand your ground territory. I was always taught to just assume people have guns in their cars and to act accordingly.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 16 hours ago

I'm not quick to violence or guns, but you're not reaching in my window and dragging me out without you get a couple of Colt .45 pills to the thorax.

Yes, much like myself, the .45ACP is old and slow, but it will handily punch through a car door and deep into a slab of fat dumbass.

Who in America thinks they can just attack a stranger?!

[–] [email protected] 56 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

He definitely votes Republican lol

[–] [email protected] 11 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

And is a solid Christian. The two values pair perfectly.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 13 hours ago

no, he's a "christian"

I'm not going to pretend religion hasn't been used as an excuse to do a lot of awful shit throughout history, but in terms of actually following the teachings of Christ, Republicans are about as far as you can get from them. Loving thy neighbor, welcoming the stranger from another land, flipping over tables and chasing the money changers with a whip -- so on and so on. And I'm an agnostic who's never read the bible proper, merely snippets, so if I know this shit better than they do, yeah, nah. They're not Christians, they're "Christians".

[–] [email protected] 66 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Maybe don’t buy a nazi wagon if you don’t want to be treated like a nazi. Just a thought.

[–] asg101 23 points 22 hours ago

Sounds like he is leaning in to the whole Nazi scene.

[–] [email protected] 79 points 1 day ago

Be more concerned about pulling yourself and your children from the flaming death heap when the doors don't work.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 day ago

Soo... you don't want your kids to hear some angry words, but you're totally fine with them watching their father commit violence? Yeah, I bet this jackass is in the running for parent of the goddamned year.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 day ago

He has eyes, yet he still bought the thing.
He deserves to be sworn at.

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