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You can choose a new sound or sound(s) to make when you fart. The sound can't be quieter than your fart would otherwise be. Nor can it be shorter than your fart would otherwise be.

What would be your farttone?

Some of my ideas Owen Wilson's "Wow". The scream from that one disturbed song. The entire audio of the Bee movie.

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 4 days ago (1 children)

That intro song from Lion King, just the initial "haaaaaa".

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago

Lol this is my favorite so far

[–] [email protected] 22 points 4 days ago

Wilhelm Scream

[–] [email protected] 22 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Windows 3.11 startup fanfare

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Does the bee movie audio start over every fart? Or does it continue from where the last fart left off?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

Windows 95 "Ta-Da"

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

Excellent question and one frankly I've been waiting for. It would start over. It would be horrible.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I would like to have the same sound. But increase the volume, duration and lower the frequency drastically.

I want people not only too hear them, but to feel them. When I play my trumpet at night I want to wake my neighbour.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

You goddamn beautiful lunatic!

[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 days ago
  • Ahhhh-oooooo-ga!
  • turkey call
  • the Star Trek door swish
  • windchimes
[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 days ago (1 children)

The Super Mario warp pipe noise.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

Becomes the death jingle when you follow through.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 days ago

Inspector Gadget theme. It starts off slow and subtle but if you're having a really big one, you might get to the 'Go, Gadget Go' line, which I think would be kind of encouraging and celebratory!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago

The Law & Order "dun dun" sound

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 days ago

The drum fill from “In the Air Tonight”

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 days ago

Icq "ah ohhhhh"

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago (2 children)

exactly how my farts sound now but 10x louder

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago
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[–] SplashJackson 5 points 3 days ago

"now you're playing with power!"

runner up, "itsa me!!"

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

NES Megaman death sound.

[–] mp3 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)

The Price is Right "you lost" trombone song, at the point of the last decrescendo is where I'd fart to replace it.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

A 128 decibel rendition of the Emancipation Proclamation. Because some fuckers need reminding.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Whatever the brown note is.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

Car tires screeching to a stop

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

The transformer transforming sound

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

Moaning of a hentai girl

[–] Albbi 6 points 4 days ago

The Price is Right sad tone.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago

The "prrr" sound from Perry the Platypus

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago

Windows XP error "duhhn" sound.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago

Bells tolling, Undertaker style

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

I choose farts of course.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

Shotgun or a trumpet

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

The la cucaracha horn from those cars

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

Audience applause.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Orchestral music that fits whatever the current mood is.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

PSX boot sound

BWEUmm.... BweAUUUUMMM

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

The McDonald's fryer beep

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

The iOS notification gong.

I don't use Apple products, but that's one of the most chill, relaxing sounds.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago
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