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[–] [email protected] 112 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (8 children)

What happens if they hit the pope with the pope hammer and the pope sits up and screams "Ow!" ??? πŸ€”

Do they just keep hitting him with the hammer or do they need to use magic to destroy the undead abomination?

[–] [email protected] 109 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

The hammer deals holy damage, so it'll be very effective to keep hitting.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 weeks ago

critical miss undead pope deals 15 crushing damage plus disease

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

Shouldn't the pope be strong against holy damage? Unless...Holy shit someone call Dan Brown!

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 weeks ago

Six more weeks of winter.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

The hammer does +1d8 radiant damage against undead

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

[insert monty python "Bring out your dead" sketch here]

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

"I feel happy! Happy! Hap-" thud

"Thanks for that."

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[–] [email protected] 85 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (7 children)

Fun fact: the word "factoid" means a false bit of information that is being passed as fact. It doesn't mean "a small interesting tidbit of information".

Though I suppose the official definition will be changed since the proper one is seemingly dead

Quick edit: looks like it may have already been altered.

[–] [email protected] 51 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

A really fun factoid is that factoids being false information is not actually true!

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago

I love when a seemingly harmless meme becomes a linguistics debate and then just pure logic

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago

You know, it should be obvious, but until you brought it up here, I was guilty of thinking of it as just some colloquialism (which it very well may be). But if you think of the suffix -oid, taking "humanoid" for example, you get something that isn't presenting itself as a human. But I didn't come to that conclusion, I just was like, wow, they bop the Pope with a hammer.

So thanks.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago

Which means that OP used factoid correctly.

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[–] [email protected] 82 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 35 points 2 weeks ago

The snopes article doesn't say it's outright false, just that it's not based on available evidence. So stating it as fact rather than rumor is misinformation.

The Vatican has failed to deny it for over 20 years of inquiry. The impact of this claim is benign compared to pretty much anything else the church has factually done.

it's funny and harmless, meme on.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Yes, that is the definition of a factoid

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[–] [email protected] 41 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

So..

Like full swing or just a little tap tap?

[–] [email protected] 50 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

He was wearing white, when he went into the room.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

Szeth Son Son Vallano wore white on the day he was to kill a pope

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago

Gotta be concave for the conclave!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

If they were physicists they'd hold the tip of the handle with a pinching gesture, then pull the hammer back to horizontal and let it drop. Swinging with a perfect arc it would thud into the pope's head with just enough force to hurt anyone who was still alive, and get a response.

However seeing as they're still using a hammer to test for brain activity - we can assume the Catholic Church isn't that friendly to science or something.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago

I shit you not, it took the Catholic Church until the 1800's to finally accept that the Earth revolves around the fucking Sun. Maybe the 1750's if someone's feeling generous, but they were still censoring Galileo's and Copernicus's books at that time.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 weeks ago

reasonable precaution, if you also believe in spirits impregnating a woman who then birthed the son of god, everthings possible.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

This is like those warning labels. Someone had to really fuck up to get some of those warnings made. Makes me wonder about this hammer.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Oh, they did. Telling if someone was really dead was difficult until modern medicine figured it out in the last century or so. People got buried alive by unwitting village elders all the time.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 weeks ago

it was common enough that the "Safety Coffin" was invented to help deal with it. If you heard a bell ringing in the graveyard, someone was alive down there.

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I bet that thing has incredible scaling in a FTH/STR build.

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

I want to believe this is real

[–] [email protected] 36 points 2 weeks ago

It's unclear. The Vatican denies it, but apparently weirder methods have been used to certify the passing of a pope before, so who knows.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Same. I had to look it up. In doing my deep research, I learned that they used an EKG on Jonny P II to confirm his expiration. That shit's hilarious. It was someone's job to EKG that OBVIOUSLY dead corpse, lol.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

Eh, a lot of the time EMS will do the same thing on a corpse call. It's one of those 'dot your is and cross your ts' things. I'll give the JPdub EKG a pass.

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

It's to make sure they STAY dead.

Unsanctioned resurrections are strictly forbidden.

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

They like to keep the bodies/relics so maybe there is a wack'a'pope machine in the vatican

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Dunno about you, but I'm bopping the bishop right now bb.

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The inventor of this method: β€žhe was dead before I hit him. I was totally just checking with my medical hammer, you guys. Believe me.β€œ

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 weeks ago

I FEEL POPE-Y! I FEEL POPE-Y!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Isn't that what JD Vance did when he visited the pope, killing him?

Since the Trump administration thrives on falsifying news, can't we go in the counter offensive by mass spreading JD Vance killed the pope? I think this would be so funny and his dumb fanbase might actually believe it and start to hate him for it.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

Can anyone proof he did not Kill the pope?

Were you there? Talked to someone in person who was there?

If not, all the information you/i/we have got most likely delivered as a bunch of hackable pixels.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago

It's giving Midsommar

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Should hit him with a Klingon pain stick.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

Except this time the pope asked them to do it while Vance was in the room.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

not sure which definition of β€œfactoid” i should be using here…

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

"Popehammer" sounds like the name of a Catholic Power Metal band...

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

A made-up factoid would have said seven hits with the hammer, so I guess this one is true.

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